You've unfortunately just summed up most of the threads on Fanlib. They're a special breed of batshit over there.

(Personally...I'm starting to wonder if a number of the posters aren't on payroll. Normally this would be complete conspiracy-theory crap, but Fanlib has had people go around to other sites under false names pretending to be actual enthusiasts, so seeding their own forums wouldn't be much of a change. It would go a long way toward explaining why there seems to be a set of people who all make the exact same lucky misinterpretations of stuff.)