Oh man, check this out. Cubbie123457 has six pokémon fanfics, all of them involving zoophilia in some form or other, and their seventh "fic" is actually a "spiritual" "poem" of the ever-popular love-ballads-to-Jesus variety.

You can't make this sort of thing up. Please, God-I-don't-believe-in, let them also be a homophobe. Normally I would never wish for something like that, but it's the last touch this Portrait of a Troubled Soul needs to be a surrealist masterpiece.