God damn it, people, first it's that they can't write and now they can't even troll properly? Do I have to do everything around here?

It Occurs To Me That The People Most Deserving Of Being Trolled Are Those Who Take Trolling Seriously

I Am Tempted To Embark On A Campaign Of Vexation Against Such Individuals

Or I Would Be If Engaging In Your Human Irony Did Not Fill Me With The Urge To Commit Auto-Trephination And Scoop Out My Brains Like The Soft Seedy Innards Of A Gourd