Cable

[farla]

Thank you, dear cable company, for deciding to redo your packages so that we no longer get any of the good channels. No, really. Because when faced with paying an extra hundred dollars for the two channels we wanted, we decided to see if the competing cable company had an alternative. They did, and it was an alternative that included getting off dial up.

I'd say more, but I need to go back to loading graphics-laden pages and gloating.