It's like there's some sort of booklet on "how to copy a popular movie" that says you're supposed to gut it, rip out the dead bodies of the main characters, and slap them into a new script made by the guys in charge of Barney. If there were no musical numbers and bright colors, then take the standard amount in Disney movies and double it. If it worked without that, that just means you need to cram in extra to fix it!
The original movie was about traveling in a harsh, unforgiving and horribly dangerous world that happened to have kids as the main characters. Everything after that point was a "kid's movie", as written by people who secretly hate children and want to torment them through mass condescension and stupid morals.
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The original movie was about traveling in a harsh, unforgiving and horribly dangerous world that happened to have kids as the main characters. Everything after that point was a "kid's movie", as written by people who secretly hate children and want to torment them through mass condescension and stupid morals.