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HEY GUYS IT TURNS OUT I'M ONE OF SILAWEN'S MINDLESS GROUPIES. I KNOW RIGHT? I WAS SURPRISED TOO, BUT IT'S TRUE. SO I THINK THIS MEANS NOTHING I SAY IS ACTUALLY "ME" SAYING IT. SILAWEN MUST HAVE ORDERED THIS. I KNOW SHE'S ASLEEP RIGHT NOW BUT SHE DID IT ANYWAY, OR MAYBE SHE'S JUST PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP. SOMETHING. BECAUSE I'M MINDLESS SO CLEARLY THERE IS SOMEONE PULLING MY STRINGS IN ORDER FOR ME TO BE POSTING. ALSO LET'S JUST SAY IT APPLIES TO ALL MY PAST POSTS BECAUSE APPARENTLY BLAMING HER FOR EVERYTHING IS THE NEW BLACK. OR PINK, I THINK PINK WAS THE NEW BLACK, OR WAS IT GREEN?
srsly, pokemon fandom, why can't we have sockpuppet accusations like a proper fandom? sockpuppets are so much more dignified. no one's ever going to take us seriously if we've just got mindless groupies and posses and ringleaders. the harry potter fandom is laughing at as right now, you know.
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START HERE (http://razorleaf.livejournal.com/8601.html) AND KEEP GOING TO THE NEXT POST FOR COMPLETENESS. SOME POSTS ARE FREE OF IT, BUT I THINK THAT MAY CHANGE. (THE FUNNY IS AT THE BOTTOM. YOU WILL KNOW IT BY ITS SHAMEFUL ANONNESS.)
OR GO TO HERE (http://razorleaf.livejournal.com/11802.html) FOR THE START OF IT ALL IN REAL-WORLD TIME.
OR CHECK OUT THE MOST RECENT POST (http://razorleaf.livejournal.com/12424.html) OF LORD HIGH MASTER SILAWEN FOR EPIC LULZ.
KNOW THAT BY TALKING TO ME YOU TOO HAVE BECOME A MEMBER OF SILAWEN'S MIND SLAVES. TRY TO KEEP IT A SECRET FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. THEY ARE CRAFTY AND MAY REALIZE DESPITE YOUR EFFORTS, THOUGH.NOW I MUST GO TO BED BECAUSE SILAWEN LIVES IN A DIFFERENT TIMEZONE AND SHOULD NOT BE UP SO LATE. THERE IS NO OTHER REASON I COULD WISH TO GO TO BED AS THE TIME APPROACHES MIDNIGHT IN MY AREA.
HAIL MASTER SILAWEN!
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Or shoudl I thank myself, if I'm Silawen too? OH GOD THE CONFUSION.
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WHY?
Oh my, that's HILARIOUS.
NO IT IS SRS BSNS
CLEARLY YOU ARE ANOTHER OF THE MINDLESS GROUPIES, FOR THERE IS NO OTHER REASON YOU COULD HOLD SUCH AN OPINION.
MINDLESS GROUPY?