SECRET TRANSMISSION

[farla]

HEY GUYS IT TURNS OUT I'M ONE OF SILAWEN'S MINDLESS GROUPIES. I KNOW RIGHT? I WAS SURPRISED TOO, BUT IT'S TRUE. SO I THINK THIS MEANS NOTHING I SAY IS ACTUALLY "ME" SAYING IT. SILAWEN MUST HAVE ORDERED THIS. I KNOW SHE'S ASLEEP RIGHT NOW BUT SHE DID IT ANYWAY, OR MAYBE SHE'S JUST PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP. SOMETHING. BECAUSE I'M MINDLESS SO CLEARLY THERE IS SOMEONE PULLING MY STRINGS IN ORDER FOR ME TO BE POSTING. ALSO LET'S JUST SAY IT APPLIES TO ALL MY PAST POSTS BECAUSE APPARENTLY BLAMING HER FOR EVERYTHING IS THE NEW BLACK. OR PINK, I THINK PINK WAS THE NEW BLACK, OR WAS IT GREEN?

srsly, pokemon fandom, why can't we have sockpuppet accusations like a proper fandom? sockpuppets are so much more dignified. no one's ever going to take us seriously if we've just got mindless groupies and posses and ringleaders. the harry potter fandom is laughing at as right now, you know.

Comments

[charizamdc.livejournal.com]

Hey Silawen (as it's clearly not you writing this, it must be Silawen controlling you) here's the drama at currently? I can't seem to find any.

[farla.livejournal.com]

IT IS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

START HERE (http://razorleaf.livejournal.com/8601.html) AND KEEP GOING TO THE NEXT POST FOR COMPLETENESS. SOME POSTS ARE FREE OF IT, BUT I THINK THAT MAY CHANGE. (THE FUNNY IS AT THE BOTTOM. YOU WILL KNOW IT BY ITS SHAMEFUL ANONNESS.)

OR GO TO HERE (http://razorleaf.livejournal.com/11802.html) FOR THE START OF IT ALL IN REAL-WORLD TIME.

OR CHECK OUT THE MOST RECENT POST (http://razorleaf.livejournal.com/12424.html) OF LORD HIGH MASTER SILAWEN FOR EPIC LULZ.

KNOW THAT BY TALKING TO ME YOU TOO HAVE BECOME A MEMBER OF SILAWEN'S MIND SLAVES. TRY TO KEEP IT A SECRET FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. THEY ARE CRAFTY AND MAY REALIZE DESPITE YOUR EFFORTS, THOUGH.

NOW I MUST GO TO BED BECAUSE SILAWEN LIVES IN A DIFFERENT TIMEZONE AND SHOULD NOT BE UP SO LATE. THERE IS NO OTHER REASON I COULD WISH TO GO TO BED AS THE TIME APPROACHES MIDNIGHT IN MY AREA.

HAIL MASTER SILAWEN!

[charizamdc.livejournal.com]

That was some pretty good lulz. Thank you, oh great Silawen.

Or shoudl I thank myself, if I'm Silawen too? OH GOD THE CONFUSION.

[farla.livejournal.com]

NO, NO. WE ARE NOT SOCKPUPPETS. WE ARE GROUPIES. IT IS VERY DIFFERENT SOMEHOW.

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

...

WHY?

Oh my, that's HILARIOUS.

NO IT IS SRS BSNS

[farla.livejournal.com]

IT IS LIKE YOU DO NOT SEE HOW OPPRESSED POOR PORYGON AND MM AND EON-CHAN ARE BY SILAWEN POSTING ABOUT HOW THEY'VE BEEN BEHAVING LIKE DICKS.

CLEARLY YOU ARE ANOTHER OF THE MINDLESS GROUPIES, FOR THERE IS NO OTHER REASON YOU COULD HOLD SUCH AN OPINION.

MINDLESS GROUPY?

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are mindless followers! Splendid. Now go do my dishes! (Hmm, does that mean I have to the dishes? All these posts are confusing me so!)

[saffire-persian.livejournal.com]

And I apparently plagiarize people? o.0

So where would that fit in?

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

OMG, does that mean I plagiarize people? This whole 'they are you, they are mindless' thing hurts my brain. I'd say crack was involved, but being Dutch I prefer marijuana. ^^

[farla.livejournal.com]

YES. BECAUSE EVERYTHING WE DO IS AT YOUR ORDERS. THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR HOW WE COULD AGREE WITH YOU.

[farla.livejournal.com]

I - I um -

Wait! Since "you" are Silawen, when you post a fic it's actually Silawen's and that's plagiarism.

Or, um, maybe if you wrote the fic before getting mind-controlled, then when Silawen reposts it using you, she's plagiarising because you're her mindless puppet, which means you're plagiarising because you're her and -

This is very confusing.

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

You know, I always figured I had multiple personalities, and the imaginary friends didn't help, but this is taking it a bit too far. XD