stupid brain

[farla]

Things I want to do right now:
Write epic fic for a captchalogue prompt
Write a drabble series devoted to contradicting people's negative assumptions about the scratched kids.

Things I have to do already:
GIFT EXCHANGE FIC
fucking Summoning
nine billion fics I already have going
More reviewing

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

negative assumptions about the scratchkids?

[farla.livejournal.com]

Mom is a teen alcoholic, Jane is brainwashed by the batterwitch, Jake is a servant of Lord English.

Counter options: Mom is getting drunk off nonalcoholic wine, Jane just really loves baking so much she doesn't need the brainwashing to be a fangirl, scratchverse Jade murdered the shit out of Lord English and took his stuff.

[wintersheir]

I like your counters. Frankly I love the scratchverse kids so far. I'm assuming everyone is creaming themselves over Bro, and I've been cackling over the deliciousness of Hussie stretching out the reveal thereof.

[farla.livejournal.com]

I found the anticipation for Bro weird because he seemed like the least interesting one, in part because he's already a pretty developed character as a guardian. But people have been going crazy from the wait.

[purplekitte.livejournal.com]

I don't (want to) know about other people, but all my friends are totally thrilled by the scratched kids, particularly Jane and Jake's turns of phrase.

[(Anonymous)]

I would honestly not be surprised at the idea of scratch universe Jade murdering the shit out of anyone, since she's so powerful now that she could probably cut Lord English like a bitch.

She's kinda got a pacifist thing going on, though, so I imagine her reaction to killing Lord English would be something like.

oh noooooo

What are her confirmed kills again anyway? I'm having trouble remembering them... there was an imp? or did Beq kill that one?

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

Bec killed the imp, but only because she wasn't physically capable of it at that point. She was trying pretty hard. She was also trying pretty damn hard to kill Jack when he attacked her and Dave. Jade has stated for the record that she would never aim a gun at an innocent animal, but she doesn't seem to have any similar scruples about beings of pure evil. She's pretty pragmatic, when you get down to it.

[(Anonymous)]

...but Dogtier!Jade's power boosts and experience don't apply to Grandma Jade English! Even if you're a badass explorer person, it's kind of hard to kill a demon. Hell, even if you have god/ess superpowers it's probably kind of hard to kill a demon.

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

So are reviews going to be just a Sunday thing?

[farla.livejournal.com]

Yeah. So many competing obligations.

Actually I meant to get started today, and probably will, but it's not like I have nearly as many per day as I do chewing through the pokemon category, so posting a day and a half instead shouldn't be a big difference.