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And here I thought I'd have to actually write the next bit of Eridan meta to get things to devolve into accusing each other of being me.

If only this was my motive and not a funny side benefit I could've cut something from my list of stuff to do. If only I actually became people when they were assumed to be me, I wouldn't need to because I'd be halfway to taking over the world.

Oh well. So this isn't pointless, Unsounded's fanfic voting is already up for the first set! I would tell you to vote for me but mine isn't in it, so I guess vote based on quality or something.

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i can tell that you feel smug about how persecuted you feel

funny how you accuse ampora fans of feeling wrongly persecuted when it is actually you who is persecuted

That doesn't even make sense, anon! If you accuse her of acting smug to hide her insecurity and how much she secretly cares about what anonymous strangers on the internet think of her, you'll at least be giving yourself some room to work with. But she's pretty blatantly not trying to convince anyone she's being persecuted since, you know, she's acting smug about it.

Try harder!

Shhh it's poetry it doesn't have to make sense.

farla is smug about the hate she gets because she thinks they are wrong in hating her

when on the anon meme she keeps harping on eridan fans for supposedly feeling persecuted. while stating that her purpose in spamming the meme with hate is to drive off all ampora fans.

Huh.

You know, I'm actually starting to wonder if you yourself might be that person. If you are, I have to say, I'm impressed. This is some A+++ trolling in that it's entertaining, mostly harmless in the grand scheme of things, and yet kind of genuinely aggravating all at once.

If so I guess this confirms there's multiple people trolling.

when it is actually you who is persecuted

I'm afraid the kismesis slot is taken but I'd be willing to try an ashen fling with that kind of language. (I don't think it'd really last when you don't hate me for me, but it could be fun a while!)

The whole "EVERYONE IS SECRETLY FARLA" is still my favorite thing that happens.

I am like the least organized or effective Borg ever.

my god how smug are you to think people disliking your antics is a good thing as if that gives you power. how devoid of empathy to opposing points of view can you be??

If you want me to be less smug, you guys really need to work on being less stupid, then I'd have so much less to be smug about. Kicking an anthill and having ants everywhere is predictable. An anthill knocking itself over and then accusing you of kicking it is hilarious.

being an eridan fan does not make you stupid

now watch as you claim anything anyone says to you as proof that you are right

Seriously though you're wonderful.

I do feel kind of sorry for the person they're accusing of being you, though. It must be annoying to not be able to make a point because it's similar to a point someone else sometimes makes.

dont feel sorry for them. the points they're making are shitty

How devoid of empathy to opposing viewpoints can you be?

Good quirk; not too obstructive but nice and distinct, especially here where we all know what capitals are. But you really need to decide what punctuation you are and aren't using. Consistency is key.

Oh, no, the reason they're all upset is because they're getting trolled endlessly. Feel bad for the hardworking troll whose months of work are being laid at my feet.

I'm Farlacus.

Man, Eridan fans. Thankfully they are less scary than the people who over-identify with Vriska.

No one will ever top the ones who looked at John and decided he would be their one true self-insert, I think.

It's sort of a complement, though. Whenever anyone sounds even vaguely reasonable, people think they're you.

Still? Okay, that is sort of awesome.

If only I could really be everywhere! Although using it to filibuster a meme to death still seems pretty counterproductive.

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