If you can't say anything nice...complement something?

[farla]

Lamest attempt at 'complement what they're doing well' reviewing ever:
You're writing coherent sentences with reasonable paragraph structure.

Comments

[negrek.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I think if I got some comment like that, I think I'd find it more insulting than encouraging. "Most of this may suck, but congratulations, kid, you somehow managed to figure out what a sentence is and PARAGRAPH. What an accomplisment!"

[kddreams.livejournal.com]

It kinda humorous the way your blunt review compares to their "constructive critism."

[wintersheir]

*DIES*

Sounds like me trying to critique my classmates' work in Junior High. "Uh... you spelt 'cat' right. Good job!"

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

: P *just amused*

[(Anonymous)]

This is way off-topic, but what happened to Pokemon Revolution? I was checking your ff.net profile for it and BAM it's gone.