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[farla]

I love the beginning. It's so descriptive, and I can'r wait for more. By the
way, since i read on your profile that you only review if we review-whore, here
it goes! I was wondering if you might bee able to review my story 'Burning
Darkness'? Thanks!

Comments

[kddreams.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, that's just great. =D So, funny.

[actonthat.livejournal.com]

Is there something sort of... oxymoronic (or just moronic, either way) in that, or is it just me?

[negrek.livejournal.com]

*sound of a point being missed by a very wide margin*

[(Anonymous)]

It's quite obvious that she's a troll. Just check out her first story. Check out the reviews. It's kinda sad that trolls have to go whoring for flames, though. All respectable trolls just let their stories sit and collect flames on their own.

[farla.livejournal.com]

I did figure that out from the profile - if you head over to her fictionpress account, she explains "if you somehow made it here by my fanfiction.net account, that account's a joke so no worries! The writing here is legible." Which does not particularly endear her to me, but the quality of writing for the story she asked me to review is about the same level as her fictionpress writing, rather than that of her other FFN stories, which suggests she was legitimately asking for a review.

...which does not really stop the temptation to report all her other stories as the rule-breaking crap that they are, but it's something.