Terrorists'd

[farla]

And we have the Godwin of the twenty-first century...TERRORISTS.

Poster: DaddyLongArms20

you don't get it do any of you? you don't believe everything Farla believes
in, yet you follow her like terrorists follow the insane idea that if they
kill american's and jews that they will get seventy-two virgins in
heaven........ and to tell you the truth, Aron and LatiosFan are the only ones
that post on here as much as i do and actually has their head on
straight............ goodbye....... idiots...... (CLICK)

Comments

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear, she found out I'm a terrorist. Better call off that plane I had heading for (insert famous landmark here).

[farla.livejournal.com]

And that I'm apparently God.

Are you sure you want virgins, by the way?

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

No, you're Osama bin Laden. Besides, the Islamists worship Allah, who is scary and brown and obviously not God.

Never mind that Christians and Jews in Arab-speaking countries worship "Allah" as well. If God had different names in different languages, why would He have written the KJB?

[farla.livejournal.com]

What is this "other countries" you speak of? Why, next you'll be claiming Americans can be Jews or some other such foolery.

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

Nah, the great thing about America is that we have religious freedom here: you're allowed to worship God Almighty any way you see fit.

What I don't understand is why burning atheists and polytheists isn't legal anymore.

[purplekitte.livejournal.com]

If only we went to England. They'd already let us burn faggots and that's got to be a step in the right direction. I wonder what gender virgins you'll be getting now that I think of it. At least they will much less likely to have STDs?

[farla.livejournal.com]

Well, why do you think I implied you might not want virgins?

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

Just like terrorists apparently only attack Americans and/or Jews? That's crazy!

[actonthat.livejournal.com]

I saw that. It made me sad, because there was a split second there in which I felt we might get through.

This goes in the HoF of metaphors, with this as a close second.

[farla.livejournal.com]

You need to stop this silly optimism of yours.

And oh, baby Jesus. Is there anything people can't drag you into? You never have to worry about anyone stealing your baby Cthulhu. It's one of the few bonuses to worshiping the great elder gods. (That, and fewer people whining about WWCD? Because the answer is drive you insane and eat you, possibly in that order.)

[banzaisebastian.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Tasty, tasty lump of cole.