Date: 2009-12-18 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ember-reignited.livejournal.com
No, you're Osama bin Laden. Besides, the Islamists worship Allah, who is scary and brown and obviously not God.

Never mind that Christians and Jews in Arab-speaking countries worship "Allah" as well. If God had different names in different languages, why would He have written the KJB?

Date: 2009-12-18 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] farla.livejournal.com
What is this "other countries" you speak of? Why, next you'll be claiming Americans can be Jews or some other such foolery.

Date: 2009-12-18 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ember-reignited.livejournal.com
Nah, the great thing about America is that we have religious freedom here: you're allowed to worship God Almighty any way you see fit.

What I don't understand is why burning atheists and polytheists isn't legal anymore.

Date: 2009-12-18 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purplekitte.livejournal.com
If only we went to England. They'd already let us burn faggots and that's got to be a step in the right direction. I wonder what gender virgins you'll be getting now that I think of it. At least they will much less likely to have STDs?

Date: 2009-12-18 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] farla.livejournal.com
Well, why do you think I implied you might not want virgins?

Date: 2009-12-18 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razorleaf.livejournal.com

Just like terrorists apparently only attack Americans and/or Jews? That's crazy!

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