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[farla]

So rather than doing anything I should be, I've been reading through a deathly hallows spork. It made me want to write HP fanfic for probably the worst reasons to write fanfic I've had yet: a hatred of canon, a desire to use a special format that seems really clever to me (having chunks of the story written in white text) that would make me unable to post it most places, and a Hitchhiker's Guide quote: "Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the Universe than we do now."

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