Hate people
Nov. 28th, 2009 11:08 pmSome annoying person PMed me with a form letter thing about how they don't read pokemon fanfic normally, and aren't impressed with what they've seen, but there's this pokemon fanfic that is like the bestest ever, and other people think it is like the bestest ever, so I should read it and review it and add it to my C2(s) because if the author gets more reviews they might update faster yay!
After getting a bitchy response, they thought a moment and decided that nope, the hole was not yet deep enough, so explained how much they'd love getting acopy-pasted note from a stranger heartfelt message about a totally awesome story yay, then they charged along with a terribly botched guilt trip attempt about how everybody thinks it's awesome, and I'm letting down my C2 peeps if I refuse to read it because what if I would realize it really is awesomesauce (and of course I will) and that everyone would be so much happier if they, too, could share in its awesomesauceness, and then I'd have let all those people down and think of the poor C2 subscribers! Because after you've been bitched at for not paying attention and how someone's C2 is not for random stories you think are cool, for god's sake do not pay attention to whether or not the C2 has anything to do with the story! Instead, say that another C2 manager did, and that although they didn't like it, they still added it because they figured everyone else would and they wanted to "better their C2". Because it is just that much like the emperor's new clothes awesomesauce.
Edit: Jesus christ they will not stop. They're still insisting there's some imaginary C2 I'm part of ("the larger C2 rather than the origninal trainers" one) that I should put the story in but anyway since Ash is totally OOC I should put it in the original trainer one, and yes, the only reason they even know the subject matter of one C2 is because I explicitly stated it in the last PM. Just because someone keeps saying they're not in any such C2 doesn't mean you should actually check! Oh, and they recommended Twilight to me, because they don't like it but that doesn't mean it isn't good because what do you mean you're supposed to have some sort of reasoning for saying why people should read something?
And also that their motives are pure and wonderful like newborn lambs, if newborn lambs could share with you the most awesomesauce story ever, so I should be grateful someone went through the trouble of contacting me about the story (something that is surely rare and wondrous to me).
After getting a bitchy response, they thought a moment and decided that nope, the hole was not yet deep enough, so explained how much they'd love getting a
Edit: Jesus christ they will not stop. They're still insisting there's some imaginary C2 I'm part of ("the larger C2 rather than the origninal trainers" one) that I should put the story in but anyway since Ash is totally OOC I should put it in the original trainer one, and yes, the only reason they even know the subject matter of one C2 is because I explicitly stated it in the last PM. Just because someone keeps saying they're not in any such C2 doesn't mean you should actually check! Oh, and they recommended Twilight to me, because they don't like it but that doesn't mean it isn't good because what do you mean you're supposed to have some sort of reasoning for saying why people should read something?
And also that their motives are pure and wonderful like newborn lambs, if newborn lambs could share with you the most awesomesauce story ever, so I should be grateful someone went through the trouble of contacting me about the story (something that is surely rare and wondrous to me).