It's Easter.
Easter is possibly the best holiday ever. It's got bright colors, a number of inexplicable yet adorable traditions, candy, and egg-laying pastel bunnies, which is possibly the best idea ever. Plus it's got creepy Christian death stuff added in for gravitas and part of the celebration involves eating one of the cute animal mascots. (Well, apparently some people eat turkey, because some people are weird. I didn't know anyone willingly ate turkey. I thought it was just a thanksgiving requirement.)
Easter is possibly the best holiday ever. It's got bright colors, a number of inexplicable yet adorable traditions, candy, and egg-laying pastel bunnies, which is possibly the best idea ever. Plus it's got creepy Christian death stuff added in for gravitas and part of the celebration involves eating one of the cute animal mascots. (Well, apparently some people eat turkey, because some people are weird. I didn't know anyone willingly ate turkey. I thought it was just a thanksgiving requirement.)