Ok so if this book is really about ANYTHING but frubking romance , why did the last part End with it all broken and angsty? I was never so mad in my life ----what did you READ this book to see? Katniss keep her PROMISE to her damned Half sister half Peejeezuus look alike ----- Prim ----Primrose Really Is Mellark ___PRIM -----and hateful BOOK Blew it off ---not even important enough to show!!!! Four lines ___TWO --a paragraph!
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Mrs.E kept her fruit-loops. Primrose everLark burst on the stage and we boohooed and shared snotty wet mucus. We held each other until Gale, my hero, handed me a coal dust encrusted tattered hanky. He smiled and promised the panky for later and invited Peeta, promising him that his dough would rise if he cared to join us. We lived as a three way in our monster big house out in Victors Village, for happily ever after. Prim grew up and married Haymitch who got injected with do not drink juice and got pretty again thanks to captial magic meds ---the end! Oh and I had an affair with a guy named Finnick Odair and we had water babies named Pacific and Atlantic then Bread Babies with Peeta named Pumpernichel and Ginger then I had Little woodsie Gale babies named Hunter and Haymichelle!
Cinna was so mad about the streachmarks!
Don't leave the good stuff out or I will write for you BOOK!
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Date: 2011-06-09 08:48 am (UTC)^v^ ^v^ ---my version...
Mrs.E kept her fruit-loops. Primrose everLark burst on the stage and we boohooed and shared snotty wet mucus. We held each other until Gale, my hero, handed me a coal dust encrusted tattered hanky. He smiled and promised the panky for later and invited Peeta, promising him that his dough would rise if he cared to join us. We lived as a three way in our monster big house out in Victors Village, for happily ever after. Prim grew up and married Haymitch who got injected with do not drink juice and got pretty again thanks to captial magic meds ---the end! Oh and I had an affair with a guy named Finnick Odair and we had water babies named Pacific and Atlantic then Bread Babies with Peeta named Pumpernichel and Ginger then I had Little woodsie Gale babies named Hunter and Haymichelle!
Cinna was so mad about the streachmarks!
Don't leave the good stuff out or I will write for you BOOK!