Class

[farla]

Classmates: Yay cougars! They are reestablishing themselves. I'm sure they aren't dangerous. This can only end well.

Me: They are gigantic death cats that preferentially hunt small children.

Comments

[wintersheir]

This is a problem?

;)

[farla.livejournal.com]

Their lack of respect for the gigantic death cats is. The kid eating, not so much.

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

Maybe the cougars will eat your classmates too. ^_^

[farla.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure they would (my classmates believe cougars are easily scared away when they are a) not and b)react with violent death in the unlikely event they are scared) but there is a sad, sad lack of cougars in the area.

My classmates' children, though, are screwed. So there will be some indirect darwin awards handed out twenty years from now.