More Serebiifail

[farla]

So I just popped over to Serebii before I go water the plants. And the lulz, it continues to flow.

Eon-chan has to write over a page to properly express how little he cares. Do you get how detached and bored he is? Because he can write more if you're not totally clear on how he's not going to write more because he so totally does not bother with stuff like this.

I want to say something like "This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen on Serebii", but we all know that there's probably something worse I'm just not thinking of, and that something even more ridiculous will be there tomorrow. Possibly even by Eon-chan, who, for all his failings, is at least good at topping himself.

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[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

Amazing, isn't it? I've been gawking at that for a while now, but his stupidity just keeps on getting worse whenever he posts or edits his comments. God. -_-

Of course he doesn't care, which is why he's ranting and raving like a five year old.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Clearly, you say that just because you automatically dismiss his (totally coherent and valid) arguments! Only he's allowed to do that, just like only he's allowed to talk about people behind their backs or argue with comments or go harass someone over their behavior.

On the plus side, given his track record of being wrong, odds are Fact is, I wouldn't like it if I was 30. Maturity's got nothing to do with it. will be proven false like the rest.

...I wonder if we can harness this power? Quick, someone get him to say McCain's going to beat Obama!

[0range-candy.livejournal.com]

Silawen? Everyone cites us going at it?

That must have been some freaking fight, my brain is so damaged I've lost all memory of it.


Am I allowed to titter at this arguing, too? Or should I be madangrypassionate now?

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm quite sure we've fought several times by now. I say we have a knife-fight next, those always tend to be cool.

I'd ask what all those people were smoking, but I think I already know. Crack, lots of it. Explains the delusions.

Yes, madangrypassionate, omgselfrightious, or poorwoundedvictim. Either of those three and you're good.

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

Clearly. Just like people supporting me are mindless followers and his 'following' just agrees with what he says. The logic, it's astounding.

Fact is, I wouldn't like it if I was 30. Maturity's got nothing to do with it.

Yes, which is why he made the point to mention I'm twenty+ and should therefore be above 'arguing' with the fanbrats. Which, of course, means they fel justified, right, and won't ever stop being obnoxious. Then again, that's probably his point, too.

[farla.livejournal.com]

It's like a trainwreak version of the little engine that could.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Nonono, you are denying the fight out loud, but are totally aware of it. That is the way of Eon-chan.

See when you said "Everyone", if you cross out just a few letters you get Eeryone, which is how you tell Eon-chan he's totally right about this. It's followed by "going", which means he has to keep going to get to the truth. It's all so clear. Also, your mention of brain damage is clearly a directive for him to attack Silawen and cause brain damage, which will fulfill the prophesy and allow the Satan to possess its shell (Silawen, being, as we all know, the antichrist), thus paving the way for "some freaking fight" between good and ebil concrit, after which justice (Eon, because "be madangrypassionate", which is obviously your description of the future fight = "be madangrypassionate") will prevail and Serebii shall be reborn as perfection, free of the blight of people Eon-chan disagrees with.

I mean, duh. It's really quite obvious.

[0range-candy.livejournal.com]

Knife fights are LAME. Let's get explosives. :D

OH! I now understand. Silawen damaged my brain, that is their motive. SILAWEN. HOW COULD YOU? THEY ARE VALIDATED. VALIDATED, I SAY.

You antichrist, you.

I just posted my epicexcitingfarewellpost, but it was over the character limit, and the magical server of destruction RUINED THE MOMENT. I only got to post the first half. Then I had to go home before the wait made my head explode.

Now I'll have to wait 'till tomorrow before I can tell the mods to put it in the Finished Section, and meanwhile everyone shall yell at me. ;o;

[farla.livejournal.com]

I just posted my epicexcitingfarewellpost

This is going to explode.

Like fireworks. Beautiful, wanky, crazy fireworks. *_*

[0range-candy.livejournal.com]

Yes, especially since I was kind enough to clarify my reasons.

Mix: ALL THE CRITICAL REVIEWERS ARE SO MEAN AND POOPY AND MEAN, THOSE MEANIES. DID YOU READ THAT BLOG? OMFG READ THE BLOG. AND GO YELL AT THEM. IT'S BECAUSE OF THEM I'M LEAVING. REALLY. -SOBS- I'M SORRY. BLAME THE MEANIES.


Go read the post for extra rantage. Shows my true colors and all. ;]

EXCEPT THE FREAKING SECOND HALF will have to wait until tomorrow.

[farla.livejournal.com]

The weird thing is, it might actually explode less if you said that. Immediate author craziness can sometimes forestall later reader craziness.

Nothing brings the drama like self-appointed defenders. See, if everyone else had kept quiet, maybe you wouldn't have been dissatisfied with the story and you'd have kept writing. And there's the potential for a light garnish of people who are so heartbroken by this turn of events they decide to hate you. They enter into a death match with the readers who think hating just makes you less likely to continue. Popcorn is eaten.

[0range-candy.livejournal.com]

3-D glasses are worn.

Dear God, if my blathering didn't stop them from blaming the Critical Reviewers, each other, or myself, there is no point to life.

By tomorrow afternoon, though, the fic'll be in the Finished Section, //Mix\\ will be voluntarily banned, and I can start on something with slightly less drastic degrees of crap.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Dear God, if my blathering didn't stop them from blaming the Critical Reviewers, each other, or myself, there is no point to life.

I think we've established there's no force on earth capable of doing that. Coded messages FTW. It makes interpreting everything as meaning "Yes, you're totally right, keep doing exactly what you're doing" so much easier.

Also, you're also leaving as well? *_* I see the future and it is glorious. And explody.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Though I think the mods get pissy about "voluntarily banned" kind of stuff. I think someone changed their user title or something and got in trouble. If you want to do anything like that remember it can turn into "actual ban" fast.

[0range-candy.livejournal.com]

Orly? You can't just be like, Yo, I'm bored here, close my account?

No wonder the server is so clogged.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Uh, you might be able to. Or not. Or you might be able to get the account gone, but never be able to make a new account if you change your mind without it being called ban-evasion. Or the mods might flip out and do something else entirely. Dragonfree's pretty sane, Zephyr's pretty not, and I'm not really sure where the rest falls or what the secret unwritten rules that pop up when you least expect are.

Serebii in general = crazy. You never know.

Wondrous Sableye

[(Anonymous)]

Do you think I took the correct tactic in keeping my reply short?

At last the nightmare seems to be over.