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farlaI'm going to add a third category for authors who say things to the effect of "as a teenager I am less intelligent than many forms of slime mold and am a bit put off you thought otherwise" but are polite about it. I'm also getting a couple people just being baffled by my reviews.
First of the Just a Teen crowd:
TwilightWolf48
Also DestinyChance01 didn't get a detailed review but did respond politely to the general idea there was something wrong.
Anyway,
StrawberryonIce does not come out and say she's a stupid teen, but chooses to show rather than tell with an absolute insistence on not using google because it might mean she learns something.
StrawberryonIce: um...the reason they'll mad is because their hands are stuck togther...did you even read the chapter?
Farla: Yes. Thus the quote. [Sound and fury signifying nothing]
StrawberryonIce: I made them irritated and angry.
is that a problem?
RisingDawn201 goes for a more standard approach:
A response to your review at http://www.fanfiction.net/r/5552146/
what exactly do you have against me? I am actually not the ONLY one that does this, as well as have I dunno...A LIFE! I don't go prancing around thinking I am better then everyone like yourself and putting in horrible reviews that frankily aren't that great, no not great at all, miserable in fact, if yuou haven't noticed, go check out other reviews, many people seem to like it so I don't think you should have wasted your breath here on my story and go away thinking you could get away with it, but listen here, I don't take that kind of crap from no one, not even you Farla :P
If you don't like it, don't read or review it, reviewing is either there for people to positively comment or to put out pointers, if this is a pointer to you *buzzer goes off* you are WRONG! Unless you can do something nice in your life, then don't bother reviewing people that have lives and don't always spend it on the internet. So to a grammar snob, I bid thee farewell :P
P.S. Just wanna say I'm not a fan of you either so SEE YA :P zD
And remember Jesus died for your sins guy? He'd like to fight the stereotype of Christians being annoying, dimwitted morons who repeat the same talking points over and over like no one has ever heard them before.
No wait, I meant confirm. Confirm the stereotype.
I would like to know a few things:
1: If you are an "Atheist" why would you use the word "Goddammit?"
for if
there is no God, how can He damn anything?
2:"I hate this catagory" Then why are you on that catagory? There are
thousands more catagories on this site alone.
Here's a piece of advice: Don't like, Don't read.
One final thing: Merry Christmas, Jesus loves you.
Because if you're making people dislike your religion by being too smugly in their face about it, god knows that being even more in their face about it will help.
No, wait, it gets better.
Guess what's on his profile.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, Jesus says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Because a true Christian knows how totally awesome it is that Jesus will divert the bad things onto other people, and that when those things happen to them, it's still All About You. And anyway, if a girl really didn't want to be raped she'd know better than to walk around withoutan escort of male relatives Jesus.
Rape: God's way of telling you to get the fuck back in thekitchen church, bitch.
No chicken pictures, because there are none that can cover this.
First of the Just a Teen crowd:
TwilightWolf48
Also DestinyChance01 didn't get a detailed review but did respond politely to the general idea there was something wrong.
Anyway,
StrawberryonIce does not come out and say she's a stupid teen, but chooses to show rather than tell with an absolute insistence on not using google because it might mean she learns something.
StrawberryonIce: um...the reason they'll mad is because their hands are stuck togther...did you even read the chapter?
Farla: Yes. Thus the quote. [Sound and fury signifying nothing]
StrawberryonIce: I made them irritated and angry.
is that a problem?
RisingDawn201 goes for a more standard approach:
A response to your review at http://www.fanfiction.net/r/5552146/
what exactly do you have against me? I am actually not the ONLY one that does this, as well as have I dunno...A LIFE! I don't go prancing around thinking I am better then everyone like yourself and putting in horrible reviews that frankily aren't that great, no not great at all, miserable in fact, if yuou haven't noticed, go check out other reviews, many people seem to like it so I don't think you should have wasted your breath here on my story and go away thinking you could get away with it, but listen here, I don't take that kind of crap from no one, not even you Farla :P
If you don't like it, don't read or review it, reviewing is either there for people to positively comment or to put out pointers, if this is a pointer to you *buzzer goes off* you are WRONG! Unless you can do something nice in your life, then don't bother reviewing people that have lives and don't always spend it on the internet. So to a grammar snob, I bid thee farewell :P
P.S. Just wanna say I'm not a fan of you either so SEE YA :P zD
And remember Jesus died for your sins guy? He'd like to fight the stereotype of Christians being annoying, dimwitted morons who repeat the same talking points over and over like no one has ever heard them before.
No wait, I meant confirm. Confirm the stereotype.
I would like to know a few things:
1: If you are an "Atheist" why would you use the word "Goddammit?"
for if
there is no God, how can He damn anything?
2:"I hate this catagory" Then why are you on that catagory? There are
thousands more catagories on this site alone.
Here's a piece of advice: Don't like, Don't read.
One final thing: Merry Christmas, Jesus loves you.
Because if you're making people dislike your religion by being too smugly in their face about it, god knows that being even more in their face about it will help.
No, wait, it gets better.
Guess what's on his profile.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, Jesus says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Because a true Christian knows how totally awesome it is that Jesus will divert the bad things onto other people, and that when those things happen to them, it's still All About You. And anyway, if a girl really didn't want to be raped she'd know better than to walk around without
Rape: God's way of telling you to get the fuck back in the
No chicken pictures, because there are none that can cover this.
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Date: 2009-12-04 06:46 pm (UTC)How is it that people can manage to misspell a word that the person they're talking to has already used in writing?
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Date: 2009-12-04 09:29 pm (UTC)