Special

"Do your homework."

"I CAN'T do my homework! It makes my brain hurt! I hate it! It's stupid!"

"No one likes homework. You're not special."

"I am special!"

I then laugh for a half hour straight, managing only incoherent sentence fragments like "haha you're Sasuke", "specialer than thou", "more special than you!" between gasps.

For some reason my brother is angered by this.