Oh Scholastic, you fail

So apparently some Harry Potter books shipped early, and apparently some wonderfully brilliant evil people have scanned said books, and apparently it's all over the internet completely free. Not that I ever would be getting the free, small file that downloads in under a minute on your average high-speed connection, easily found with a simple search, or in any way advocating you type something like "harry potter deathly hallows pdf" into google.

I may still buy the Walmart version just because I've been assured they're losing money on the sale.