That's a relief.

Okay, finally got another bitchy review, this time by Sallie Love.

shut up you bitch.

you may know everything there is to pronouns, and i don't care, honestly.

so songfics are banned, and so are you.

Of course, given the reviews she got on her other story, you can sort of see her point.

Then there's a civilly bitchy review, which I post only because I find the particular line of argument unusually unfitting for the particular story.

Farla

Dear Mr./Ms. Farla:

I have read your review. It was quite refreshing, but I cannot help but
notice that you do not seem to be noticing the better parts of this chapter.
If you do not enjoy reading my stories, then do not read them. It is as simple
as that. I hope you take this advice seriously and do not go excessively
criticizing other writers' characters, sentences, or plot. I am not saying
that you may not criticize my writing, but in the future, please do so in
moderation.

Sincerely,



Detective Smithjones


This is a story that's a page long. My review is about half a page, discusses both the character and basic concept as well as one of the two actions he has his character taking. There really isn't much I could say, unless he's assuming "it was totally awesome" got left out by accident.