NaRe Thoughts

[farla]

So I'm at 459 reviews according to my file. I was going to ask if people thought I should just review up to five hundred, but then I realized that wow, it's the twenty-seventh, so I might as well keep going. I'm back up to over eleven hundred reviews, hopefully it'll take this time.

Next year, this will be a January thing. Definitely.

Anon has finally appeared! I also got a couple of reviews for random stories (all really short stories for some reason...I mean, it's not like they were actually reading them before reviewing in the first place, so why bother?). GUYS SOMEONE IS INFLATING MY REVIEW COUNT OMG HALP.

Relatedly, somehow the hate me poll option still hasn't quite managed to unseat Unoriginality. It got close, but then Unoriginality got more votes too.

I really wish we could organize some sort of system with multiple people trading off reviewing duties, because blanketing the category really does produce results. The longer I review the less bitchiness I see, and those of you actually reading my dialogue paragraph may notice it keeps getting longer and more detailed as I encounter more people getting it right and only making some error on the finer points.

Edit: Oh, and I'm wondering if I should create a C2 for stories that are okay or better. I put a bunch of stuff on alert because I wanted to see where it was going first, and there's a number of other things that are flawed but still quite decent.

Comments

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

That death threat is so beautifully OTT I have to wonder if it's not someone who actually likes you a lot just trying to make you happy.

[farla.livejournal.com]

I wondered. But in my email anon reviews interspersed with the two comments all within minutes of each other, right after an email saying I'd regret spamming them, so someone's working overtime. (And the crazies seem to have real obsession with my little icons - there has been much mention of my FFN seal.) At a guess they're blank-the-raven (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1529987/), who said a bit earlier that I'd left the review on other stories and to fuck off, but who knows?

We resent that

[(Anonymous)]

Anonymous has been here since the days where there experiments with anime canon hatefic wherein Ash hits his head upon a rock or somethingortheother, scouring the dregs of the pit for something that wasn't highschool AU romance.

Re: We resent that

[(Anonymous)]

It's just that silence tends to be more becoming.

Re: We resent that

[farla.livejournal.com]

Ah, but anon hasn't been here that long, if only because my LJ did not exist in those days. And you know how people are, always insisting you're hiding as part of a sinister master plan if you put anything on another site...