Friendship
Aug. 28th, 2011 11:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
farlaName: nightelf37
Profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1943667/
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Subject: Recommendation for review
Hi. This is nightelf37. Someone you made a justifiably 'condescending' review
of on my Pokécaptor story. I'd like you to review this story here.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6981611/1/Pokemon_When_Pokeworlds_collided
It's a crossover of the Pokémon anime and the Pokémon manga. Well, it's the
manga characters ending up in the animé world.
By the way, the story you reviewed is back, but I have EXPLICTLY stated that
the story is not good, so you don't have to tell what's not good about it,
because I know that. It's just a plot bunny that has been gnawing into me for
so long I just can't help but type it.
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I think the best part of this is that the person who sent me this has me blocked. I assume they're currently stewing over what an arrogant bitch I am for not replying to this wonderful olive branch.
This is actually something that comes up a lot. Someone will throw a shitfit over a review, then decide the best way to fix our relationship is by telling me to beta read their new story or review this other story someone else wrote.
Name: Thelastgreatrocker17
Profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1916211/
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Subject: re: Your review to Between friends
A response to your review at http://www.fanfiction.net/r/6666125/
After reading a few of your stories after a few months and looking into your
history a little bit, I can honestly say that your opinion means absolutely
nothing to me. It's quite obvious that you are a grammer troll, which is
possibly the worst kind since they claim to the good guys when in reality
they're just as bad as the people they're fighting against. Which is actually
a little bit worse since usually you guys are the ones who attack us first and
then claim afterwards that we attacked you.
Can you tell your pompous friends that if you guys leave us alone we'll leave
you alone, cause you guys apparently don't understand that. Which is again
worse because you keep on making claims that you're smarter than us at every
opportunity you get.
Sincerely
Thelastgreatrocker17
P.s. Reply to me so I know that i'm not wasting my time, then maybe we could
work together on something. Since you claim to know a lot about grammer maybe
you could act as an editor for my older, and quite frankly crappier stories.
I'm extending a hand of compromise and friendship, will you accept it?
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And here's an even clearer example. This person seems to believe we have some antagonistic relationship, they say they don't care about my opinion, but then they say they want me to reply and ask me to be editor.
There's this persistent belief that I'm desperate to make up with them, and am at all interested in "compromise and friendship", here "shut the fuck up and then do me a favor".
Also, grammer.
Irritatingly, no one seems to be able to read my profile. I just went through responding to PMs for beta reading and reviewing to remind people that I do have rules in place about that. I do this a lot, actually, but almost none respond. It's started to annoy me that people can write five paragraphs on how desperately they need me to review their story, but tell them they have to actually do the same thing they're asking for and suddenly it's too hard.
Profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1943667/
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Subject: Recommendation for review
Hi. This is nightelf37. Someone you made a justifiably 'condescending' review
of on my Pokécaptor story. I'd like you to review this story here.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6981611/1/Pokemon_When_Pokeworlds_collided
It's a crossover of the Pokémon anime and the Pokémon manga. Well, it's the
manga characters ending up in the animé world.
By the way, the story you reviewed is back, but I have EXPLICTLY stated that
the story is not good, so you don't have to tell what's not good about it,
because I know that. It's just a plot bunny that has been gnawing into me for
so long I just can't help but type it.
--------------------
I think the best part of this is that the person who sent me this has me blocked. I assume they're currently stewing over what an arrogant bitch I am for not replying to this wonderful olive branch.
This is actually something that comes up a lot. Someone will throw a shitfit over a review, then decide the best way to fix our relationship is by telling me to beta read their new story or review this other story someone else wrote.
Name: Thelastgreatrocker17
Profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1916211/
--------------------
Subject: re: Your review to Between friends
A response to your review at http://www.fanfiction.net/r/6666125/
After reading a few of your stories after a few months and looking into your
history a little bit, I can honestly say that your opinion means absolutely
nothing to me. It's quite obvious that you are a grammer troll, which is
possibly the worst kind since they claim to the good guys when in reality
they're just as bad as the people they're fighting against. Which is actually
a little bit worse since usually you guys are the ones who attack us first and
then claim afterwards that we attacked you.
Can you tell your pompous friends that if you guys leave us alone we'll leave
you alone, cause you guys apparently don't understand that. Which is again
worse because you keep on making claims that you're smarter than us at every
opportunity you get.
Sincerely
Thelastgreatrocker17
P.s. Reply to me so I know that i'm not wasting my time, then maybe we could
work together on something. Since you claim to know a lot about grammer maybe
you could act as an editor for my older, and quite frankly crappier stories.
I'm extending a hand of compromise and friendship, will you accept it?
--------------------
And here's an even clearer example. This person seems to believe we have some antagonistic relationship, they say they don't care about my opinion, but then they say they want me to reply and ask me to be editor.
There's this persistent belief that I'm desperate to make up with them, and am at all interested in "compromise and friendship", here "shut the fuck up and then do me a favor".
Also, grammer.
Irritatingly, no one seems to be able to read my profile. I just went through responding to PMs for beta reading and reviewing to remind people that I do have rules in place about that. I do this a lot, actually, but almost none respond. It's started to annoy me that people can write five paragraphs on how desperately they need me to review their story, but tell them they have to actually do the same thing they're asking for and suddenly it's too hard.
