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[farla]

I want to see the Oz movie so badly but I don't want to torrent a recent movie because the industry is so scary.

Life is really hard sometimes.

Comments

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

Why do you want to see it so badly?

If the answer is because you think it will actually be good, why do you want to see it without paying for it?

[farla.livejournal.com]

You have answered your own question!

Also, if I could internet steal the guy's car, I would totally do it.

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

I figured you probably hated the idea of it, which was why I was surprised you really wanted to see it. But of course you're one of those people who insists on hating things in the most informed possible context.

Is it available for streaming anywhere? That's always a great option if you don't care too much about the quality, because it's not technically illegal!

[farla.livejournal.com]

I was planning to just wait a few years and check it out eventually just for curiosity's sake. But then I heard a spoiler about the Wicked Witch when I'd been assuming something way less horrible, and then I heard the movie was made to counter the lack of male protagonists, and now I absolutely must see it!

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

Tell me this spoiler. I want to know how deep this rabbit hole goes.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Well, from the trailers, I was pretty sure I could see one of the two women shooting magic at him and she wore green so I figured he was going to figure out she was secretly evil and playing all of them and try to stop her but fail.

But then I read that she turns evil because he turns her down.

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

Oh my God. I understand why you have to see it now!

Is there something I can bribe you with to make you not care about the scary industry and give it a full review as soon as possible?

[farla.livejournal.com]

You have done much by pointing out the streaming option! And if not, Dad's nervous about new legislation so I need to get my torrents anonymized anyway.