An inaccurate statement doesn't count as a lie, as long as you say "just kidding" later.

[farla]

The fourth log of Eridan meta.

This was actually meant to be one of the more sympathetic logs, since all I remembered of it was the "I'm such an asshole" bit everyone cites.

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[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

Short, but interesting at least to see more support for your theory that beating up on himself is simply what he does when he's run out of other options.