What the fuck is wrong with people?

[farla]

So someone just sent me a PM saying that they thought an author by the name of Veedramon was stealing the plot of my Unoriginality story. I assume that means they're doing a series of parodies relating to cliches that's very similar in format, so I'm not really shocked. If someone is copying, it's kind of annoying if I'm not getting credit, but it's not really against the rules and they probably have good intentions. I go to check it out, expecting to feel a tinge of mild irritation if it's true or to see an unrelated parody that's just similar to my story.

Instead I see this.

This story is totally unoriginal, I hope I don’t get banned or something. ElDarknes and I just had a funny chat on MSN, and what the heck? I decided to turn into a story.

Maw lay bleeding on the cold floor of her cell. A rocket kicked her in the side. "Pathetic Pokemon," he snarled.

Such was Maw's life. She'd been created as a replacement to the Pokemon named Mewtwo who had escaped. Of course, Giovanni didn't want a repeat of the last time, and so was doing her a little differently. First Maw looked a lot more like Mew, and her skin was Blue, she was female, weak as a Magikarp and with a sexy gorgeous body. Giovanni plan this time was in fact a LOT different; you only had to search on da Net for “pokemon hentai” to know there was a huge market out there, for a sexy rare female pocket monster trained to pleasure both males and females. Maw was bleeding because that day training had been extreme sadism, “How can someone get pleasure by hurting others? I can get it if its light stuff, but that pervert almost killed me”.

Her usual master in sexual training was a jerk, but this new “Marquis de Sade” guy, was abusive and would whip her brutally for failing to “perform” well enough, leaving her lying, barely able to move, in a pool of her own blood. The only upside was that she was only “trained” once every two or three weeks, so she had time to heal, because she may be as weak as a Magikarp but has the most amazing healing powers ever. Of course, a Pocket Monster with her purpose had to had those powers; because the perverts who where going to buy hundreds of clones of her, clones that where going to be made when her sexual training ended, could be really abusive with her “sisters”.

She couldn't fight back to protect herself from the abuse, not with the move “Splash”, that was the only offensive one she knew. She was too weak that they didn’t think necessary for her to wear electric shock collar or chains. She was in hell. Soon, she thought miserably, her training would end, and they would keep her in a big glass tube with a fluid to keep her asleep, and make hundreds of clones of her to sell on Da Net.

"Hey," hissed a pokemon in the cage next to her. "Maw. Can you move?"

She groaned. "Yeah, I already fixed my bones, for the hundredth time that’s it" she said, painfully pushing herself into a sitting position and looking toward the voice.

"Why don't you just bust out? You aren’t even tied"

"I-I can't. I’m just too weak to even get the key from the guard when they come to feed me..."

Out of sight, the Arbok rolled his eyes. She's stupid or what?. "You are a sexy female; don’t you get how everyone looks at you? The guards aren’t gay you know. The next time they come to feed you, jump into the guy pants, do a blowjob, and while he moans in pleasure get the keys, then bite him down there, use the keys and bingo! We are all free!.

Comments

[wintersheir]

Wow. Kid needs to bugger off to AGNPH or something.

[farla.livejournal.com]

It's weird, but the part I find most inexplicable of all of it is, who on earth thinks it's a good idea to steal something titled unoriginality in the first place?

[wonsab.livejournal.com]

…Wow.

Okay, my brain has just attempted to commit seppuku.

This is not a good thing.