The Cool Kids Club

[farla]

Oh yes, and before I forget:

wonsab has been banned by M.M, thus cementing them as awesome. Has anyone else been so blessed, or are the two of us just that much cooler than the rest of you?

Edit: Apparently psychmoonshadow and charizamdc also get a badge of pride. Except now they're all unbanned (at least for the moment) thus giving me the distinction of both the first to be banned and the only one to stay banned.

Aren't you all so jealous he hates me the most? I know I'd be just devastated if the honor had gone to someone else.

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[burnt-flower.livejournal.com]

Psychic was also banned, but then MM unblocked them both. o.o;

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

Charizam, too. *grins* I guess I'm lucky I managed to talk him out of it all, or I might have suffered the same fate.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Aw, I feel sorry for them.

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

Banned, again? Or is this referring to the banning before? MM had, supposedly, unbanned everyone but you. Hmm, I have to look into this. *clicks links to get to MM's journal*

[farla.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I just checked it out. M.M's becoming quite the drama llama. :D Still nowhere near Yam-Yam's level, but making a good go at it.

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

His flag is better than yours too, by the way. Just because.

Granted, I dared replying to Yami's newest fic idea, so we might just end up with much screaming and bitching once the forum finishes upgrading.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Also, America is the GREATEST COUNTRY EVAR (http://manaphyman.livejournal.com/6126.html?thread=126702#t126702). I LOLed.

That'll show those French with their "health care" and their "education system" and their "not violating the Geneva Convention". Fucking cheese eating surrender monkeys!

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

Of course it is. That's a universal fact.

I'm almost tempted to remind him of where I live. I doubt gay marriage, prostitution and legal marijuhana sits well with his dainty beliefs. (Though he's probably reading this, too.)

[farla.livejournal.com]

But is there gay prostitution? Because let me tell you, we have none of that communist moral relativism here in America. Just truth, justice, apple pies and the occasional lynching.

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

Of course there's gay prostitution. This is The Netherlands. Tsk tsk. We have everything that a devout Christian from America might find offensive. It's why we exist, to piss them off.

[wonsab.livejournal.com]

T-T I am off the cool kids list. What shall I do? [/desperation]

I will say this: he's at least gotten out of the screaming level of Crazyland. Now he's in the "suppress all dissenters" stage. *shrug*

[farla.livejournal.com]

You're now demoted to the kewl kids list - it's still a list, just not a totally awesome one.

And, obviously, you need to keep poking him until he rebans you to reclaim your title.

[wonsab.livejournal.com]

But you see, then I run the risk of looking like a jackass to other people and garner him support. It's a quandary, to say the least. *'desk*

[farla.livejournal.com]

No worries, I'm sure he'll insult a new bunch of people over some imagined slight by tomorrow and decide he's being oppressed and belittled if anyone doesn't agree he's utterly right.

[charizamdc.livejournal.com]

I got banned and then unbanned. You have a distinct advantage over me, though. As a radical Christian, MM is probably deeply sexist. Therefore, when you offend him you offend him on two levels, whereas I only offend him on one.

It's unfair is what it is.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Totally.

If you wanna piss him off though, just remember that there's nothing crazy Christians hate more than having the bible quoted at them. It won't take long to find something he's violating with a rusty pipe. Just mentioning Jesus' admonishment to "turn the other cheek, so they may strike it also" in response to any of his fits of OMG MEAN PEOPLE PERSECUTION should be worthy of getting instabanned, blacklisted, and demoted to "Satanist baby-eater".

[charizamdc.livejournal.com]

Amusingly enough I already did that last time we had a lolz drama MM entry. It's more appropriate now, though.

I guess I need to be more persistent.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Well, quoting the second half is crucial, and then drive it in with a sledgehammer. A lot of Christians only know the first half and think that it means "don't strike back", when it means "go out of your way to make their task of striking you easier". It's right next to the bit about if someone's trying to rob you, give them stuff when they're done.