Easter

[farla]

It's Easter.

Easter is possibly the best holiday ever. It's got bright colors, a number of inexplicable yet adorable traditions, candy, and egg-laying pastel bunnies, which is possibly the best idea ever. Plus it's got creepy Christian death stuff added in for gravitas and part of the celebration involves eating one of the cute animal mascots. (Well, apparently some people eat turkey, because some people are weird. I didn't know anyone willingly ate turkey. I thought it was just a thanksgiving requirement.)

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[farla.livejournal.com]

Anonymous the second is also crazy -.- Turkey's an American animal. We almost wiped out the bird (actually did in a bunch of states). Then we realized other stuff tasted better and stopped eating it so much. Now it runs wild and free across the backyards. Do you see chickens running wild and free across backyards? No, because people would eat them.

America sniggers at silly non-American anons! who are clearly jelus of America's awesome prosperity and suchlike, and think the bird is tasty and special for being American. This is the only possibility, because turkey is not legitimately tasty. And even if it wasn't actually untasty (which it is), it still wouldn't be worth the effort of manhandling the whole thing into an oven, then dismantling the remains.