The management apologizes for the delay

[farla]

Despite available evidence, I'm not actually dead.

Normal posting will resume shortly.

Comments

[wintersheir]

ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS OVERLORD

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

YAY! I've been wondering where you'd gotten to.

[bay115.livejournal.com]

YES! :P

[(Anonymous)]

It is always foolish to throw death out the window.
Death is never an end, merely the purest of all beginnings.

[actonthat.livejournal.com]

:D:D

(I wasn't sure about my, "Harass Yami," orders without you. Fortunately now we can resume being the same person/each others' bosses.)

[purplekitte.livejournal.com]

*Walks into wall. Takes step back. Walks into wall.* All the mind-control slave sock puppets seem to be here already.

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

P.S. In case you somehow haven't heard yet, Christmas came early this year.

[farla.livejournal.com]

You mean you weren't doing all that just because I telepathically ordered you???? My mind, it is blown.

(Though come to think of it I'm not sure I've ever been a Yami ringleader. She seems fixated on you, mainly bitches about things Silawen did, and pretends I never existed. I guess the moral here is that swearing at her works.)

[farla.livejournal.com]

It's a thing of beauty, really.

(I'm hoping that it triggers an epic slapfight where the other conservatives call them liberal commies and talk radio hosts start talking about how much God would want good Christian Americans to shoot them. Then they'll strike back and rewrite everyone's pages to say that those guys are just fake conservatives who are really commie liberals. And before long Conservapedia will have denounced all conservatives but Colbert, and be really confused by the mocking messages that keep getting left on his talk page.)

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

That's good to hear. I was beginning to think you'd start haunting me from the afterlife. *scary thought*

[farla.livejournal.com]

Oh, no need to worry about hauntings. As an atheist I'll either stop existing or be stuck in hell.

(Come to think of it, if I die and become able to haunt, I'd be too confused to do much. Because obviously if haunting is possible, then there should already be a surplus of evidence...I might end up hassling scientists, though.)