The management apologizes for the delay

[farla]

Despite available evidence, I'm not actually dead.

Normal posting will resume shortly.

Comments

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

That's good to hear. I was beginning to think you'd start haunting me from the afterlife. *scary thought*

[farla.livejournal.com]

Oh, no need to worry about hauntings. As an atheist I'll either stop existing or be stuck in hell.

(Come to think of it, if I die and become able to haunt, I'd be too confused to do much. Because obviously if haunting is possible, then there should already be a surplus of evidence...I might end up hassling scientists, though.)