NaReWriMo continues!

I'm at about four thousand words, and already the bitchery flows in! Best so far comes from antire5:

Thanks for all the advice. But here's some clarification. His mom didn't want
him to leave and was constantly trying to convince him to stay, that's why he
said it. He ran into the Scyther (capitalized! Deal with it!) because he was
in a hurry, the alley was dark, and I think you can assume he was looking
back. The knife WASN'T for self-defense, it was a memory of his father. So
freaking what if I put an intro in the beginning. Are you gonna complain to
the Pokemon Company for putting an intro in all of the games. Let people
effing write! How gives a dang about lampshade hanging. It is always
everywhere. And last, the plot line will be revealed as nothing like any other
Pokemon (Capitalized! GET OVER IT!) plot ever. Keep reading though. I know you
like it... ; )

Also: D:

If I commit harakiri do you think that'll be enough to erase the shame of creating a real copypaste meme?

I DID NOT KNOW PEOPLE I SWEAR I DID NOT KNOW.

This calls for science

So The Keeper of Truth has shown back up to be crazy.

I reviewed two dozen people today, and yet the most batshit I get, complete with "you should be dead" and bonus PMS accusations, comes from someone I've never reviewed and who showed up months ago.

Further evidence for my theory that hatred is inversely proportional to how active I am. Now, to figure out why on earth that would be true...