NaReWriMo continues!

[farla]

I'm at about four thousand words, and already the bitchery flows in! Best so far comes from antire5:

Thanks for all the advice. But here's some clarification. His mom didn't want
him to leave and was constantly trying to convince him to stay, that's why he
said it. He ran into the Scyther (capitalized! Deal with it!) because he was
in a hurry, the alley was dark, and I think you can assume he was looking
back. The knife WASN'T for self-defense, it was a memory of his father. So
freaking what if I put an intro in the beginning. Are you gonna complain to
the Pokemon Company for putting an intro in all of the games. Let people
effing write! How gives a dang about lampshade hanging. It is always
everywhere. And last, the plot line will be revealed as nothing like any other
Pokemon (Capitalized! GET OVER IT!) plot ever. Keep reading though. I know you
like it... ; )

Also: D:

If I commit harakiri do you think that'll be enough to erase the shame of creating a real copypaste meme?

I DID NOT KNOW PEOPLE I SWEAR I DID NOT KNOW.

Comments

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

Ah, but can you honestly you "DID NOT KNOW" that people are just that stupid?

[farla.livejournal.com]

What really disturbs me is the realization that there are probably a bunch of people who've read my profile and think I copy-pasted it from somewhere else.

oh god

[charizamdc.livejournal.com]

He ran into the Scyther (capitalized! Deal with it!)

I have found the best way to deal with this kind of thing is to adopt your own little mannerisms, such as replacing every comma with an a, every apostrophe with an r and every full stop with an x. Continue developing them until your posts are unreadable. It usually ends in hilarity, even if they do not stop.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't really argue with them. I figure that they'll either look at it in a year and realize they should take the advice, or they won't be writing at all in a year.

Good advice, though. If I'm ever trying to hammer it in to a particular person, I'll definitely try it.

[agent-squeaks.livejournal.com]

I've missed reading your reviews. *is well aware that that sounds odd*

[farla.livejournal.com]

You're actually not the first to tell me that.

It seems I'm just really good at polarizing people.

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

I think it's the sudden show of intelligence on a site so moronic that mesmerises us to the point where we fall in love.

Something like that.