OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?
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farlaI usually try to avoid posting so close together, but...
What the fuck???
...
Once there was an author, and she called herself InuYasha's Only Kagome-kun. And this author decided she would write a pokemon story about a trainer. She posted it, first as Untitled For Now and then Love Is Nothing But Trouble, and her summary was:
Ash’s cuzin Kuro and her friend Mizu find a strange girl in the river. She has some strange secrets containing Team Rocket and some others. But When Kuro notices how beautiful the girl is, things get messed up. (T for violence, language, lemons)
And Farla clicked upon this.
And she was surprised, for the first four lines were not crappy:
“Not again!”
Kuro pounded the ground as the Pokemon got away again. The sixteen year old got up from the ground and picked up the empty Pokeball. “Stupid Pokemon…I can’t believe I haven’t caught a thing in two months.
And then it continued:
Ash isn’t going to let this go…” Kuro frowned at her cousin’s name. Ash was always the oldest of the two by only four months and he thought he was the best with his Pokemon Master theory. “It’s getting on my nerves.”
Kuro was tall and had long raven black hair down to her waist covered up with a brown hat. (A/N: It’s one of those hats that J Lo wears you know?…eh, it’s flat and stuff and um…yeah) A brown jacket over a white shirt with matching brown flared jeans with a patch on the left pant leg. If you didn’t know it she looked homeless except she had a very nice string bag and six Pokeballs at her waist.
“Well, at least I’m progressing faster than him. Six years and I’m far along the path that he took. In fact I don’t think he’s ever seen these parts.” She thought with a small laugh then it became a nervous giggle. “Oh yes he has…he gave me directions here…damn him!”
And Farla knew it to be crappy beyond her powers of reviewing. But foolishly, she read on. And shortly she came upon:
Some rustling in the bushes startled the girl and she took a Pokeball from her belt and Jolteon form routine, took it in his mouth. Kuro was growing nervous with each passing second. “Take it and go! No one must find out about my illegal Pokemon.” The maximum amount of Pokemon, of course, is six. Kuro had seven. Jolteon, Chikorita, Vaporeon, Laprus, Charmeleon, Fearow, and her illegal Pokemon was Pikachu. She had trained him to stay inside his Pokeball so it wouldn’t be found out but she couldn’t take any chances.
And Farla realized the story was going from bad to worse. Yet even more foolishly, she continued on and read the next paragraph.
“No run, electric cat.” A small half Indian girl came out of the bushes. Her scraggly black hair was pulled into pigtails, her dress that was almost nothing much was tied at the waist with a small rope and her moccasins were extremely dirty. She crossed her arms and narrowed her blue eyes at Kuro, showing her full red flame markings on her left eye.
And still did Farla read in her folly, coming upon such stunning lines as
Mizu uncrossed an arm to point behind her. “Water flow from the direction.”
and
Jolteon started to chew at the grass and Mizu panicked. “No kill environment! No kill!”
Kuro rolled her eyes and shushed her companion. “You don’t want to attract attention now, do you Mizu? Jolteon won’t eat much. Mizu looked teary eyed but shrugged and sat down, cross-legged.
And then at last did Farla come to the end, but the horror was not yet over.
Kur0: Heh, I thought that would be a good ending. I know, I know, I know! Pokemon is for little 8 yr olds but I’m trying really hard to make it sound not childish so bare with me! If you have any ideas for me, plz tell me. Later! Ja! And review people!
But then Farla thought, No one could write such a thing seriously. This must be a troll, she thought, and so she reviewed it as such and then did as she should have done earlier and quickly closed the window.
And then Farla received an email.
Farla, it said,
The following review has been submitted to: Knowledge Chapter: 1
From: InuYasha's Only Kagome-kun ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/737019/ )
O.o ooh...that was sad kinda...i guess i ave to read Unoriginality ..and u reviewed in my Pokemon sotry so i guess if u mean by it's a troll you mean its same-sex X same-sex...then yeah...not my idea!! But anyway, I'm going to read ur other fics. Later!
And Farla grew afraid.
And then shortly after she recieved another email.
Farla, it said again,
The following review has been submitted to: Unoriginality 2: AAMLudicrousness Chapter: 3
From: InuYasha's Only Kagome-kun ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/737019/ )
O.o oh lol this was actually funny even if u dind't mean it to be but it was...sorry but it was heheh update on which ever u r writing now...later!
And then Farla decided that all must die.
What the fuck???
...
Once there was an author, and she called herself InuYasha's Only Kagome-kun. And this author decided she would write a pokemon story about a trainer. She posted it, first as Untitled For Now and then Love Is Nothing But Trouble, and her summary was:
Ash’s cuzin Kuro and her friend Mizu find a strange girl in the river. She has some strange secrets containing Team Rocket and some others. But When Kuro notices how beautiful the girl is, things get messed up. (T for violence, language, lemons)
And Farla clicked upon this.
And she was surprised, for the first four lines were not crappy:
“Not again!”
Kuro pounded the ground as the Pokemon got away again. The sixteen year old got up from the ground and picked up the empty Pokeball. “Stupid Pokemon…I can’t believe I haven’t caught a thing in two months.
And then it continued:
Ash isn’t going to let this go…” Kuro frowned at her cousin’s name. Ash was always the oldest of the two by only four months and he thought he was the best with his Pokemon Master theory. “It’s getting on my nerves.”
Kuro was tall and had long raven black hair down to her waist covered up with a brown hat. (A/N: It’s one of those hats that J Lo wears you know?…eh, it’s flat and stuff and um…yeah) A brown jacket over a white shirt with matching brown flared jeans with a patch on the left pant leg. If you didn’t know it she looked homeless except she had a very nice string bag and six Pokeballs at her waist.
“Well, at least I’m progressing faster than him. Six years and I’m far along the path that he took. In fact I don’t think he’s ever seen these parts.” She thought with a small laugh then it became a nervous giggle. “Oh yes he has…he gave me directions here…damn him!”
And Farla knew it to be crappy beyond her powers of reviewing. But foolishly, she read on. And shortly she came upon:
Some rustling in the bushes startled the girl and she took a Pokeball from her belt and Jolteon form routine, took it in his mouth. Kuro was growing nervous with each passing second. “Take it and go! No one must find out about my illegal Pokemon.” The maximum amount of Pokemon, of course, is six. Kuro had seven. Jolteon, Chikorita, Vaporeon, Laprus, Charmeleon, Fearow, and her illegal Pokemon was Pikachu. She had trained him to stay inside his Pokeball so it wouldn’t be found out but she couldn’t take any chances.
And Farla realized the story was going from bad to worse. Yet even more foolishly, she continued on and read the next paragraph.
“No run, electric cat.” A small half Indian girl came out of the bushes. Her scraggly black hair was pulled into pigtails, her dress that was almost nothing much was tied at the waist with a small rope and her moccasins were extremely dirty. She crossed her arms and narrowed her blue eyes at Kuro, showing her full red flame markings on her left eye.
And still did Farla read in her folly, coming upon such stunning lines as
Mizu uncrossed an arm to point behind her. “Water flow from the direction.”
and
Jolteon started to chew at the grass and Mizu panicked. “No kill environment! No kill!”
Kuro rolled her eyes and shushed her companion. “You don’t want to attract attention now, do you Mizu? Jolteon won’t eat much. Mizu looked teary eyed but shrugged and sat down, cross-legged.
And then at last did Farla come to the end, but the horror was not yet over.
Kur0: Heh, I thought that would be a good ending. I know, I know, I know! Pokemon is for little 8 yr olds but I’m trying really hard to make it sound not childish so bare with me! If you have any ideas for me, plz tell me. Later! Ja! And review people!
But then Farla thought, No one could write such a thing seriously. This must be a troll, she thought, and so she reviewed it as such and then did as she should have done earlier and quickly closed the window.
And then Farla received an email.
Farla, it said,
The following review has been submitted to: Knowledge Chapter: 1
From: InuYasha's Only Kagome-kun ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/737019/ )
O.o ooh...that was sad kinda...i guess i ave to read Unoriginality ..and u reviewed in my Pokemon sotry so i guess if u mean by it's a troll you mean its same-sex X same-sex...then yeah...not my idea!! But anyway, I'm going to read ur other fics. Later!
And Farla grew afraid.
And then shortly after she recieved another email.
Farla, it said again,
The following review has been submitted to: Unoriginality 2: AAMLudicrousness Chapter: 3
From: InuYasha's Only Kagome-kun ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/737019/ )
O.o oh lol this was actually funny even if u dind't mean it to be but it was...sorry but it was heheh update on which ever u r writing now...later!
And then Farla decided that all must die.
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Date: 2005-05-09 03:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-09 03:58 am (UTC)I saw the summary and I was like, "T-rated lemons? Oh boy, not even touching it..."
*takes a moment to use this icon*
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Date: 2005-05-09 11:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-10 02:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-10 01:49 am (UTC)That made my day. Er... that whole thing, not just that line.
Lemons, huh...? What they are doing with those lemons... I'd rather not know.
LYKONG DID SHE MEAN THOSE HUGE JLO HATS THAT ARE FREAKIN REAL FUR AND SHE MUST BE INFRINGING SOME STUPIDITY LAW? jlo=moron