In response to solicitation

[farla]

Dear prestigious technical institute of MATH MATH MATH: If you guys are so damn smart, you'd think you could have a better system for soliciting than to send something to every girl who got higher than a 2 in the math portion of the SATS. I don't care about your stupid goal of having a .0001% female student body, I loath math and you loath my grades. Stop spamming me.

Dear crappy college that's located two states away: Your only possible virtue is placement, and your placement sucks. If I wanted to go that far, I'd go farther.

Dear religious college of happy people: You don't want me. Trust me on this.

Dear navy: The hell?

Dear army: FUCK YOU, VULTURES.

Comments

[kddreams.livejournal.com]

I LOVE MATH! But I'm not going for any technical institutes of MATH MATH MATH.

Oh, and I always get mail from religious colleges. Very annoying. -_-

And crappy college two states away? I got one from way down south.

Have you gotten one from the National Guard yet?

I think colleges need to stop spamming us.

I can relate.

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

The first time I got an email from Texas Christian University, I sat back in my chair and laughed maniacally for a good two minutes.

The joke's getting sort of old now.