In response to solicitation

[farla]

Dear prestigious technical institute of MATH MATH MATH: If you guys are so damn smart, you'd think you could have a better system for soliciting than to send something to every girl who got higher than a 2 in the math portion of the SATS. I don't care about your stupid goal of having a .0001% female student body, I loath math and you loath my grades. Stop spamming me.

Dear crappy college that's located two states away: Your only possible virtue is placement, and your placement sucks. If I wanted to go that far, I'd go farther.

Dear religious college of happy people: You don't want me. Trust me on this.

Dear navy: The hell?

Dear army: FUCK YOU, VULTURES.

Comments

[farla.livejournal.com]

I was *called* by a National Guard recruiter. I think the school gives out our phone numbers.

[nakitamanomiko.livejournal.com]

Judging from the papers they hand out at schools now for those who don't want their information given out, I'd say that you are correct.