Classmates
Dec. 12th, 2005 03:59 pmBeloved peers,
Black idiot: I'm tired of defending your rights. Fuck you, fuck Brown vs the Board of Education, fuck the entire civil rights movement. You don't want affirmative action? You don't see anything wrong with random causeless searches or police roundups? You don't mind people being arrested without charges? You don't see anything wrong with 'shoot to kill'? Then fine.
Supposed females: The boy over there should not be the only one in class standing up for your damn rights. You don't want an abortion? Fine! What part of 'choice' do you fucking not get?
Drug idiot: No, the 'fact' that smoking weed while driving is way safer than a beer is not a legitimate reason to legalize it. Get the fuck off my side and go back to frying your brain. It shouldn't take much more.
White enough to cause glare: The fact you feel the police have never unfairly picked on you because of your skin color HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MINORITY GROUPS EVER. Similarly, your lack of interaction with the police are not suitable evidence to call those minority groups paranoid idiots for thinking otherwise.
Computer illiterate: Tell me one more time that there's no way anyone could possibly track credit card purchases and I'm going to crush your skull with the computer three feet away from you.
Brainless: No, France is not a place of horrible racism and persecution, unlike shining America, where, unlike America, they typically discriminate and insult Muslims and blacks and keep them in ghettos for no reason.
Asshole: People who can't speak English do not deserve to be locked up and tortured under false charges because 'they should have known better'.
Religious morons: Most of the terrorism in America is caused by you fucktards, not Muslims. But I may be giving your names to a local mosque if you say they all 'deserve' periodic FBI raids and closings because they're plotting our downfall.
Irish kid: Saying property rights should allow you to decide the appearance of who you seat and hire? Makes me want to throttle you.
Bigot: The Arabs are not plotting your death. I am.
'Teacher': You do not compare LA riots to Katrina. You do not talk about the 'black people' rioting and looting during Katrina. You most definitely do not say they both had an incompetent black mayor. And if you do, you do not fucking turn around and talk about burning cars in France as 'civil disobedience'.
The rest of you: Call me a conspiracy theorist for something mentioned on all major news outlets ONE MORE TIME and I'm going to show why it wasn't so bright for all of you to only support the second amendment.
Black idiot: I'm tired of defending your rights. Fuck you, fuck Brown vs the Board of Education, fuck the entire civil rights movement. You don't want affirmative action? You don't see anything wrong with random causeless searches or police roundups? You don't mind people being arrested without charges? You don't see anything wrong with 'shoot to kill'? Then fine.
Supposed females: The boy over there should not be the only one in class standing up for your damn rights. You don't want an abortion? Fine! What part of 'choice' do you fucking not get?
Drug idiot: No, the 'fact' that smoking weed while driving is way safer than a beer is not a legitimate reason to legalize it. Get the fuck off my side and go back to frying your brain. It shouldn't take much more.
White enough to cause glare: The fact you feel the police have never unfairly picked on you because of your skin color HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MINORITY GROUPS EVER. Similarly, your lack of interaction with the police are not suitable evidence to call those minority groups paranoid idiots for thinking otherwise.
Computer illiterate: Tell me one more time that there's no way anyone could possibly track credit card purchases and I'm going to crush your skull with the computer three feet away from you.
Brainless: No, France is not a place of horrible racism and persecution, unlike shining America, where, unlike America, they typically discriminate and insult Muslims and blacks and keep them in ghettos for no reason.
Asshole: People who can't speak English do not deserve to be locked up and tortured under false charges because 'they should have known better'.
Religious morons: Most of the terrorism in America is caused by you fucktards, not Muslims. But I may be giving your names to a local mosque if you say they all 'deserve' periodic FBI raids and closings because they're plotting our downfall.
Irish kid: Saying property rights should allow you to decide the appearance of who you seat and hire? Makes me want to throttle you.
Bigot: The Arabs are not plotting your death. I am.
'Teacher': You do not compare LA riots to Katrina. You do not talk about the 'black people' rioting and looting during Katrina. You most definitely do not say they both had an incompetent black mayor. And if you do, you do not fucking turn around and talk about burning cars in France as 'civil disobedience'.
The rest of you: Call me a conspiracy theorist for something mentioned on all major news outlets ONE MORE TIME and I'm going to show why it wasn't so bright for all of you to only support the second amendment.
really?
Date: 2005-12-12 10:06 pm (UTC)Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-12 11:05 pm (UTC)Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-13 12:46 am (UTC)Do you realize how many actual kids die each day? Do you realize how many of them could have been saved with all the money blown on trying to get prevent abortions?
For that matter: Do you eat meat? Do you eat lettuce? Do you support no-kill animal shelters? Do you leave dandelions in your lawn? Do you carefully catch and release all insects? I'm sure you've been choosing to kill a lot of innocent life.
Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-13 01:18 am (UTC)Those animals and plants aren't human beings (oh yes, I forgot you're one of those people who think animal and plants are higher than human beings). If you think that 'ball of cells' isn't a human being, then you need a reality check.
Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-13 01:19 am (UTC)Thank you for being mature enough to say 'pro-life' opposed to 'anti-abortionist.'
Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-13 01:38 am (UTC)Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-13 01:36 am (UTC)You said innocent life. What could possibly be more innocent than lettuce? Can you think of anything at all a lettuce could do wrong?
And yes, a ball of cells isn't much. Even the bible doesn't claim it is. You apparently consider a brainless cell of higher value than numerous actual children, who, unlike that cell, will actually mind their slow and painful deaths. Why don't you go do something productive, like campaign against the mass murders taking place in fertility clinics?
Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-14 06:19 pm (UTC)Psalm 137:8, "O Daughter of Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us - he who seizes your infants and dashes their brains against the rocks."
And although this probably isn't the exact reply, it's is pretty damn close:
"Just because God kills babies doesn't mean you should."
I think that will be my favourite quote forever.
Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-14 08:18 pm (UTC)The bible is so prolife.
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Date: 2005-12-15 12:01 am (UTC)Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-15 02:19 am (UTC)Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-14 01:03 pm (UTC)Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-14 08:22 pm (UTC)Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-15 03:23 am (UTC)Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-16 07:24 pm (UTC)Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-16 10:58 pm (UTC)Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-17 02:47 am (UTC)Re: really?
Date: 2005-12-17 02:59 am (UTC)Abortionistheterminationofa'human life'otherwiseknownasacellorcellscontainingacompletegeneticcodethatiscapableofselfreplicationandspecification.Shouldanabortionnottakeplaceafullyformedchildwouldtheoreticallycomeintoexistence.Theargumentagainstabotionreliesontheideathatterminatingthislifeatastagepriortobirthisthesameasterminatingitatanypointafter,orkillingbabies.Theverytermpro-lifecomesfromtheconceptthatheirobjectiontoabortionstemsfromaloveforlifeofallkinds/humanlifeofallkinds.Itisthereforescontradictorythatprolifersdonotseemtomindotherformsofterminatinghumanlife,includingkillingidenticalbutunimplantedballsofhumancellsinfertilityclinicsandfullyformedandignoringthedeathsofspecializedcollectionsofself-awarecellsknownaslivingchildrendespitethefactthattheiroriginalargumentreliesontheideathatthesearethesame.
That's what it has to do with abortion.
no subject
Date: 2005-12-12 11:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-13 12:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-13 02:05 am (UTC)Great lot of people. Bunches of fun.
Although, you must remember the 1st amendment as well.
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Date: 2005-12-13 09:06 pm (UTC)