SECRET TRANSMISSION

[farla]

HEY GUYS IT TURNS OUT I'M ONE OF SILAWEN'S MINDLESS GROUPIES. I KNOW RIGHT? I WAS SURPRISED TOO, BUT IT'S TRUE. SO I THINK THIS MEANS NOTHING I SAY IS ACTUALLY "ME" SAYING IT. SILAWEN MUST HAVE ORDERED THIS. I KNOW SHE'S ASLEEP RIGHT NOW BUT SHE DID IT ANYWAY, OR MAYBE SHE'S JUST PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP. SOMETHING. BECAUSE I'M MINDLESS SO CLEARLY THERE IS SOMEONE PULLING MY STRINGS IN ORDER FOR ME TO BE POSTING. ALSO LET'S JUST SAY IT APPLIES TO ALL MY PAST POSTS BECAUSE APPARENTLY BLAMING HER FOR EVERYTHING IS THE NEW BLACK. OR PINK, I THINK PINK WAS THE NEW BLACK, OR WAS IT GREEN?

srsly, pokemon fandom, why can't we have sockpuppet accusations like a proper fandom? sockpuppets are so much more dignified. no one's ever going to take us seriously if we've just got mindless groupies and posses and ringleaders. the harry potter fandom is laughing at as right now, you know.

Comments

[saffire-persian.livejournal.com]

And I apparently plagiarize people? o.0

So where would that fit in?

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

OMG, does that mean I plagiarize people? This whole 'they are you, they are mindless' thing hurts my brain. I'd say crack was involved, but being Dutch I prefer marijuana. ^^

[farla.livejournal.com]

YES. BECAUSE EVERYTHING WE DO IS AT YOUR ORDERS. THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR HOW WE COULD AGREE WITH YOU.

[farla.livejournal.com]

I - I um -

Wait! Since "you" are Silawen, when you post a fic it's actually Silawen's and that's plagiarism.

Or, um, maybe if you wrote the fic before getting mind-controlled, then when Silawen reposts it using you, she's plagiarising because you're her mindless puppet, which means you're plagiarising because you're her and -

This is very confusing.

[razorleaf.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

You know, I always figured I had multiple personalities, and the imaginary friends didn't help, but this is taking it a bit too far. XD