This calls for science

[farla]

So The Keeper of Truth has shown back up to be crazy.

I reviewed two dozen people today, and yet the most batshit I get, complete with "you should be dead" and bonus PMS accusations, comes from someone I've never reviewed and who showed up months ago.

Further evidence for my theory that hatred is inversely proportional to how active I am. Now, to figure out why on earth that would be true...

Comments

[farla.livejournal.com]

That was...is it wrong of me to hope he does show up?

(Also? His profile (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1355331/KotORPlayerVII), it does not end. I got as far as the fact he wants to fuck pokemon but hates yaoi, yuri and "perverts" before giving up. Somewhere near the halfway point he has character profiles for non-OCs because...something. I copy-pasted it and got THIRTY FIVE PAGES)

[negrek.livejournal.com]

People who spend pages' worth of space in their profile detailing the funniest things they themselves have ever said (which are of course stupid and unfunny) need some kind of appropriate internet punishment. I'm too sleepy to think of a good one at the moment, but there's got to be one out there.

He put memes in his profile. Several of them. When that starts happening anyone with a clue about how the intarwebz works knows that it is time to GET A LIVEJOURNAL.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Well, my having copy-paste things on my profile is part of why I deserve to be burnt alive, so...yeah, I have no idea. That must just break whatever scale they use.

And if he got a livejournal, people might not be warned off before they reached his fics. Think of the innocent readers!