ATTENTION POSSE/MINDSLAVES/SOCKPUPPETS/ MY OWN PUPPETMASTER

[farla]

THIS HIGHLY SECRET LIVEJOURNAL HAS SOMEHOW BEEN SPOTTED AGAIN. I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW THEY DO IT.

ANYWAY, THEY ARE ONTO US.

IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE POSSE, CONSIDER YOURSELF ALERTED THAT THE PEOPLE INVOLVED ARE MY SWORN ENEMIES. I DO NOT NEED TO JUSTIFY MYSELF (NOR COULD I AS THEY ARE CLEARLY INNOCENT AND WONDERFUL PEOPLE WHOSE ACCUSATIONS ARE CORRECT IN EVERY WAY) TO YOU, BECAUSE AS A MEMBER OF THE POSSE YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO ATTACK THEM SIMPLY FOR (INNOCENTLY AND POLITELY) DISAGREEING WITH ME. FEEL NO NEED TO READ THE CONTENTS OF THE LINKS BEYOND TO GET THE PERSON'S NAME SO YOU CAN SEND THEM MESSAGES THICK WITH THAT MOST HORRIBLE OF WEAPONS, WITHERINGLY DISMISSIVE SARCASM.

IF YOU ARE A MINDSLAVE YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO DO.

IF YOU ARE A SOCKPUPPET YOU ARE TECHNICALLY ME AND I AM BUSY.

IF YOU ARE THE PUPPETMASTER DIRECTING ME AS YOUR MINDSLAVE/SOCKPUPPET/POSSE MEMBER, SOMETHING SEEMS TO HAVE GONE WRONG WITH OUR TELEPATHIC COMMUNICATION.

I WOULD NAME YOU BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO'S WHO ANYMORE.

WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE A GANG OF EVILDOERS? IT'S JUST SO MUCH SIMPLER. THE COMMAND STRUCTURE (WHICH TOTALLY EXISTS AND WAS NOT MADE UP BY PEOPLE WHO MUST HAVE BEEN NUTS) IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE.

Comments

Re: [/geek]

[actonthat.livejournal.com]

FWIW, Shakespearean language being 'superior' in some way is a complete corruption... it was very much the vernacular. I read back in my frosh year that it sounded like Appalachian English.

Re: [/geek]

[farla.livejournal.com]

History is relevant in English class? Why, next you'll be saying it's somehow a good idea to interpret Kafka's stories based on the culture of the time rather than through the lens of a movement that began decades after he'd published them.

NOT THAT I'M BITTER OR ANYTHING.

Re: [/geek]

[purplekitte.livejournal.com]

Kafka? Guy turns into bug. It sucks. I never got anything deeper out of that story, which perhaps was why my English teacher hated me and I must have been just young enough to get away with it. Or are you angry at a different book of his?

Re: [/geek]

[farla.livejournal.com]

No, that's basically all Kafka meant.

My teacher tried to sell it as - Existentialism, I think. The one where everything that happens is all your fault. When Kafka's story was all about how his life sucked and he had no control over it. So, basically, the exact opposite of what he'd written.

Re: [/geek]

[charizamdc.livejournal.com]

The deconstruction is inextricable from not only the text, but also the self.

Re: [/geek]

[farla.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I was using that brain!