farla

THIS HIGHLY SECRET LIVEJOURNAL HAS SOMEHOW BEEN SPOTTED AGAIN. I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW THEY DO IT.

ANYWAY, THEY ARE ONTO US.

IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE POSSE, CONSIDER YOURSELF ALERTED THAT THE PEOPLE INVOLVED ARE MY SWORN ENEMIES. I DO NOT NEED TO JUSTIFY MYSELF (NOR COULD I AS THEY ARE CLEARLY INNOCENT AND WONDERFUL PEOPLE WHOSE ACCUSATIONS ARE CORRECT IN EVERY WAY) TO YOU, BECAUSE AS A MEMBER OF THE POSSE YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO ATTACK THEM SIMPLY FOR (INNOCENTLY AND POLITELY) DISAGREEING WITH ME. FEEL NO NEED TO READ THE CONTENTS OF THE LINKS BEYOND TO GET THE PERSON'S NAME SO YOU CAN SEND THEM MESSAGES THICK WITH THAT MOST HORRIBLE OF WEAPONS, WITHERINGLY DISMISSIVE SARCASM.

IF YOU ARE A MINDSLAVE YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO DO.

IF YOU ARE A SOCKPUPPET YOU ARE TECHNICALLY ME AND I AM BUSY.

IF YOU ARE THE PUPPETMASTER DIRECTING ME AS YOUR MINDSLAVE/SOCKPUPPET/POSSE MEMBER, SOMETHING SEEMS TO HAVE GONE WRONG WITH OUR TELEPATHIC COMMUNICATION.

I WOULD NAME YOU BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO'S WHO ANYMORE.

WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE A GANG OF EVILDOERS? IT'S JUST SO MUCH SIMPLER. THE COMMAND STRUCTURE (WHICH TOTALLY EXISTS AND WAS NOT MADE UP BY PEOPLE WHO MUST HAVE BEEN NUTS) IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE.