Look, isn't she cute?

Aw...I got a new flamer-chan today, Kohaku River Anime Princess, and she's an especially stupid one. I love it! I hope she amuses you in this entry as much as she's amused me. I'll tell the full story.

Way back on May 10th, I stumbled upon a truly stupid tale, and I mean that in the narrow sense of dumb, not the wider sense of bad, which it also was. It was titled Hirei, the Pokemon Journey. You know the story's going to be good when the author can't even punctuate the title properly.

( The 'Story' )

So I left my review. And again, this was two months ago. Today, I get the following review:

::roll eyes::

(yes i get this crap from you)who the hell wants to write a story about the POV of a pokemon? man i don't even know who would want to read this sort of crap. Me? i read it so i could flame you back, fag it. anyways, maybe you should think about flaming people... and if you do feel like flamming people... sign off you account so i can't track you down... moron! anyways, this story is crap, and i'm sure the rest of them are crap as well. I hope you enjoyed this fucking review. Bye ^_^

Like sue, like author. She loves the whole pot-kettle idea, it seems. If signing in is such a bad idea, why'd she do it? It boggles my mind. It's obviously beyond her that I make an effort to sign in for all my reviews. I chalk up the 'who'd want to read it' to similar insanity, as the story has about four times as many reviews as hers, and it's a single chapter, unlike hers.

I'm also mystified by the fact it took her two months to notice the review.

God, I love the internet. Where else can you be continually reminded of how lucky you are to not to be in the bottom ten percent of the population?