Besides, she's too busy wanking at yaoi fanart of Red x Ash to see any future reviews I put up.
I think this is my favorite part of the whole thing, because it's just so bizarrely out there. I honestly can't tell if he chose "Red x Ash" specifically because he thought the fact that it was weird intercontinuity selfcest fanart would make his incredible diss that much more insulting, or if he really hasn't ever looked at slash in his life and actually doesn't know that that's not really a common pairing.
And also, I think he really underestimates your ability to multitask.
Hi, by the way. You don't really know me, but I've been loving your Hunger Games reviews.
^_^ No one knows me. My empire is solely based on amusing others, and should I ever falter I will be turned upon and devoured.
And I know, it's all so weird, like he's running his insults through some sort of translation filter. I thought Gary/Ash was the main oldschool pairing! Also, generally written porn not visual. (Though he probably means the two staring into each other's eyes because homosexuality is automatically XXX rated.) Also also, how is "I accuses you of looking at teh yaois" a big deal in the first place? That's what really boggles me.
And also, I think he really underestimates your ability to multitask.
I actually am really good at typing with one hand. Just not for that reason.
But! But! It's... teh yaoiz! How can anyone not understand that is a SERIOUS CRIME?
I actually googled the pairing, just out of curiosity. There about five pictures total that even featured both of them, and out of that there was exactly one that could be seen as romantic. (On the other hand, though,there was also one featuring Red's pikachu brutally mauling Ash's pikachu. So that was...interesting.)
I'm just going to go with "he doesn't know or care what he's talking about" and leave it at that.
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Date: 2011-05-30 03:56 pm (UTC)I think this is my favorite part of the whole thing, because it's just so bizarrely out there. I honestly can't tell if he chose "Red x Ash" specifically because he thought the fact that it was weird intercontinuity selfcest fanart would make his incredible diss that much more insulting, or if he really hasn't ever looked at slash in his life and actually doesn't know that that's not really a common pairing.
And also, I think he really underestimates your ability to multitask.
Hi, by the way. You don't really know me, but I've been loving your Hunger Games reviews.
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Date: 2011-05-30 04:05 pm (UTC)And I know, it's all so weird, like he's running his insults through some sort of translation filter. I thought Gary/Ash was the main oldschool pairing! Also, generally written porn not visual. (Though he probably means the two staring into each other's eyes because homosexuality is automatically XXX rated.) Also also, how is "I accuses you of looking at teh yaois" a big deal in the first place? That's what really boggles me.
And also, I think he really underestimates your ability to multitask.
I actually am really good at typing with one hand. Just not for that reason.
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Date: 2011-05-30 04:38 pm (UTC)I actually googled the pairing, just out of curiosity. There about five pictures total that even featured both of them, and out of that there was exactly one that could be seen as romantic. (On the other hand, though,there was also one featuring Red's pikachu brutally mauling Ash's pikachu. So that was...interesting.)
I'm just going to go with "he doesn't know or care what he's talking about" and leave it at that.