The story of pudding cat

[farla]

Once upon a time there was a pudding cat.



Annoying people kept taking pictures of her and calling her a pudding cat who was full of pudding.



It was very hard being a pudding cat.




Pudding cat once had a real name but cats have to stop being made of pudding if they want to have a real name.



This would never happen so she was pudding cat forever.

Comments

[purplekitte.livejournal.com]

That is adorable, but why is she specifically pudding cat? Did she once eat/roll in a pudding that was left out?

[farla.livejournal.com]

Nope! It's because she goes down the stairs with the stompy grace of a sack of pudding, lies down like a collapsing ball of pudding, and you can ambush and jiggle her like a bowl of pudding.

She is just very, very fat.

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

She sits and sits and sits and sits and that's what makes a pudding cat!

[farla.livejournal.com]

Sitting is too much work! She just sort of melts downward into a puddle.

[(Anonymous)]

We just straight up call Oscar "Fatty." And "Pudge." And sometimes, "Rollo."

-Act

[farla.livejournal.com]

But if I called her fatty, I couldn't call her a fat fat pudding cat!

[(Anonymous)]

Psst!

[One upon a time there was a pudding cat.]

Also this is adorable. Does pudding cat want a real name or is she content with "pudding cat"?

[farla.livejournal.com]

She gained two more pounds! It's like insulting your pets does absolutely nothing to make them lose weight.

[wintersheir]

LOOK AT HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (WHALE NOISES)

I want to squish that belly.

[farla.livejournal.com]

What's really fun is jiggling her belly jowls. I've done that so much she doesn't even try to kick me any more.