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[farla]

Manichaean cosmogony: The God of Light sends a representative Nāšā Qaḏmāyā ("original man", in Aramaic), to battle with the attacking powers of Darkness, which include the Demon of Greed. The original man is armed with five different shields of light, which he loses to the forces of darkness in the ensuing battle. A call is then issued from the world of Light to the Original Man ("call" thus becomes a Manichaean deity), and an answer ("answer" becoming another Manichaean deity) returns from the Original Man to the world of Light. The myth continues with many details of how light is captured into the world of matter, and eventually liberated by entrapping some great demons and causing them to become sexually aroused by "Twelve Virgins of Light", and involuntarily expelling the light from within their bodies. The light is then once again entrapped in the world of darkness and matter. The myth continues, eventually arriving at the creation of living beings in the material world, Adam and Eve, and the appearance of Jesus at the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil in the Garden of Eden.

...if I try to incorporate this into Kingdom Hearts I'm going to hell, right?

Comments

[ember-reignited.livejournal.com]

Aren't you already?

I'm sure people have done worse. And from what little I know of KH, this sort of convoluted crack should fit right in.

[farla.livejournal.com]

Bear in mind the twelve virgins of light would be the princesses of heart - a collection of various Disney heroines from movies.

[negrek.livejournal.com]

...if I try to incorporate this into Kingdom Hearts I'm going to hell, right?

That's a downside?

Never having played KH and therefore knowing nothing of its canon, I can only say, "Go for it!"

[farla.livejournal.com]

Bear in mind the sexually aroused demons would end up being the grotesque monsters that are the heartless.

[negrek.livejournal.com]

I'm actually not entirely sure what the ramifications of that would be. *happily unaware of canon*

[farla.livejournal.com]

Reread the paragraph mentally substituting random Disney characters from your childhood with a smattering of well-under-eighteen Final Fantasy characters in for everyone mentioned. That's pretty close.

[kddreams.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'd say you will be going to hell, but aren't you already? In that case, why not just go for it?

[farla.livejournal.com]

...why is my flist encouraging me to include a theory in which light is demon spunk into a canon involving Mickey Mouse. You'll go to hell too for being an enabler.

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

It's 'cause we love your twisted mind.

[charizamdc.livejournal.com]

Go for it. Hell, why not turn it into a game?

1 point for an offended KH fan/offended bible basher.

5 points if you manage to offend someone on both counts.

50 point bonus if someone reads the fic and vandalises the Wikipedia article as a result.

[kddreams.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, I think 100 points for vandalizing the Wikipedia article as a result. XD

[farla.livejournal.com]

When did you become more evil than me?

[kddreams.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?
>.>
<.<
I'm innocent! ^(O.O)^

[farla.livejournal.com]

You forget, KH = Disney = OMG WHY ARE YOU RAPING MY CHILDHOOD AND WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO DO SO WITH TENTACLE MONSTERS.