I class this as a subcategory of Serebiifail

[farla]

Yami's gotten emo again!

It's so unfair, world! Yami is being persecuted unfairly! She never said any of that stuff! It was her identical twin hacking her account you guys obviously duh! OPPRESSION!

"But really I wonder how 'I nearly thought tl;dr' turned into omg purple drake is whining, he's a cuntfuck who's flooding my story with 6+ pages of reviews! omg shut uppppp stop pointing out my proooobleeeeems I am ignooorriiiing them like uuuu, I only listen to saaaandra cuz I allowed her to beta! and all this shit."

We need a Yami bingo made up.

The crazy part is, that's not even the most WTFy thing she's got up. No, that honor would have to go to the the lovely pair of posts where she bitched about being denied health insurance (summary: it is all the unwed mothers' fault), then next post went OMG TEH OBAMARXIST WILL TAKE UR MONEYS N U WILL DESERVES IT!!! btw got welfare insurance guys. SOCIALISM IS WRONG!

...countdown to her switching to yet another journal in three, two...

Actually, we should take bets on which comes first, yams-potato.livejournal.com or the Serebii flounce?

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[psychmoonshadow.livejournal.com]

Not to mention, of course, the reply to her entry switching from "take your medicine" to "omg I'm so sorry I ever doubted you purple_drake really truly only said all that because he was bitching please forgive me."

I think that if Yami left, the forum IQ might actually go up a fair few points. It doesn't help that she has poisoned the minds of countless innocents (using the term lightly, of course), and now, once again, you have kiddies imitating her because they think Yami is teh foshizzle. :B At least it would make SPPf a little less fail as a whole.


Oh, and her dear Modfriend gave her a cute little infraction for her stunt with purple_drake, surprisingly enough. I do, however, find it most amusing that now she's sending in reports of rule-breaking where she whines about how if she Modsharks got her, we should get them, too (you know, being the evil people we are).

So Sandra has joined the ranks of the Modsharks! ^^ About bloody time, too!

~Psychic

PS: It's a pun!
PPS: You know you're obsessed with Rent when: you almost write out the song lyrics to La Vie Bohème in your opening sentence. XD

[purple-drake.livejournal.com]

O mai, I must at once go to Yami and plead at her feet for forgiveness, for clearly I have committed the gravest of sins by mistaking the person who posted under her name as herself. :O

Also lol at the 'nearly' thought tl;dr. Clearly I was just imagining the point-blank, in-your-face 'when I said things were tl;dr I never truly meant it until now' introductory paragraph before she 'replied' to my review.

Strangely, I'm more hurt by the other person's turning around and saying I was bitching. I mean, Yami I expected it from, but you'd expect anyone else with half a mind and a little maturity would see otherwise.

Bitching? Really. Love to see *that* person attempting to pitch a novel to a publisher.


On the side, I can't get over the fact they think I'm male. XD I mean, not that I blame them--'Drake' is a male name (even though it's not a male name here, darnit, it's a kind of dragon!) I just always find it amusing when people think I'm male. XD Now I'm curious: do I really come across as such?

[actonthat.livejournal.com]

I am so extremely tempted to make up a Yami Bingo card.

[logophilia.livejournal.com]

So I have no idea who this person is, and I have just been lurking in this LJ and am naturally attracted to drama, but Jesus Christ if her "Obama won because he's black and we're all going to SUFFERRRR" rant is not the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life.