Arf

[farla]

Over my grandmother's house. She's temporarily deaf, so all communication is being done Lassie-style. Also, she's really bad at it. "Eggs or pancakes?" "EGGS!" "Speak up!" "EGGS!!!" "Hash?" *cup hands like holding an egg* "What?" *pretend to be chicken* "You want chicken?" She wanted me to look at the cat and it took about five minutes to get across that my only guess is somehow he had a bottle of glue poured over him and to just shave him already.

You might think it'd make sense to just use writing, but the maternal side of my family ranges from "not really into reading" to "won't admit dyslexia".