Dear God...

[farla]

Anne Rice is rewriting the bible.

(I so hope someone will be on hand to record her impending dismemberment at the hands of an enraged mob.)

Comments

[kddreams.livejournal.com]

Anne Rice just never learns.

Ha ha, "in his own words" XD

[farla.livejournal.com]

^^ She just keeps getting more and more voices in her head.

I am the Lord Thy God, and I say...write a book about My Life! And it shall be in My Words and My Words alone, so do not touch the Abomination that is Thy Holy Book, for it Speakth Lies, and is Untrue. Only Your Perfect Words can accurately depict My Glory. Be sure to have Much Homoerotic Content and Demon Sex, for this pleases the Lord Thy God.

[wintersheir]

xD

[jaxmalcolm.livejournal.com]

Okay, maybe I'm mistaking this whole thing for something else, but didn't the last person who seriously hear voices from God wind up as a saint?

...Saint Anne, anyone?

[farla.livejournal.com]

She can be the patron saint of bisexual whiny vampires! We need a patron saint of bisexual whiny vampires.

[wintersheir]

But only if she saves France and puts the rightful King back on his throne.

[farla.livejournal.com]

And gets burned at the stake. I support anything that leads to her being burned at the stake.

[kddreams.livejournal.com]

But Joan of Arch didn't write crappy stories. ^_^

[farla.livejournal.com]

Your just jealos you can't rite like her. Don't u know every single word she rites is so totaly prefect that it cant be edited??? That's why God chose her to do teh new bible. That and the bisexual vampires. God loves them. They're the pinnacle of all creation.

[kddreams.livejournal.com]

What's this with bisexual vampires? Was Lestat bisexual or something? ?_?

[farla.livejournal.com]

I've only read two of the books - Queen of the Damned (resounding 'meh') and Mennoch the Devil...the third most horrible book I've ever read. I'll loan it to you, Lainy. And then make you promise on the life of your firstborn to read every. Damn. Word. I believe in 'sharing the pain'.

...but I digress. Anyway, Lestat and his emo vampire kin like to wax eloquent about the beauty of their prey regardless of sex in very nauseating scenes, although as I recall, males are quite overrepresented. I just find it hilarious do to, you know, established Christianity's stance on the matter.