Dear God...

[farla]

Anne Rice is rewriting the bible.

(I so hope someone will be on hand to record her impending dismemberment at the hands of an enraged mob.)

Comments

[kddreams.livejournal.com]

But Joan of Arch didn't write crappy stories. ^_^

[farla.livejournal.com]

Your just jealos you can't rite like her. Don't u know every single word she rites is so totaly prefect that it cant be edited??? That's why God chose her to do teh new bible. That and the bisexual vampires. God loves them. They're the pinnacle of all creation.

[kddreams.livejournal.com]

What's this with bisexual vampires? Was Lestat bisexual or something? ?_?

[farla.livejournal.com]

I've only read two of the books - Queen of the Damned (resounding 'meh') and Mennoch the Devil...the third most horrible book I've ever read. I'll loan it to you, Lainy. And then make you promise on the life of your firstborn to read every. Damn. Word. I believe in 'sharing the pain'.

...but I digress. Anyway, Lestat and his emo vampire kin like to wax eloquent about the beauty of their prey regardless of sex in very nauseating scenes, although as I recall, males are quite overrepresented. I just find it hilarious do to, you know, established Christianity's stance on the matter.